How to Become a Youtube Crypto Guru (Step by Step)

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I watched around 20 hours of crypto guru video then I started to recognize some patterns so I proceeded a kind of reverse engineering analysis, now I can tell you how they become guru.

This method can be used for crypto, sports betting or any other topics where prediction is gold. Some well know economists/politicians made their career in one good move using the "multiple predictions then select and show one, hidden the others".

These gurus monetize in 2 way
Affiliate commission ($$)
Training course ($$$$)

What will be the situation in the near future?
Cryptomarket crash, when the price will be low enough a lot of people will buy massively. Not only the people in the IM field, most of them know nothing about cryptocurrency, they want to go in because of the FOMO they experience from mass media.

These people will be looking to make quick money for that they will need a guru because they believe some genius geek know the secret to earning million quick, you know this young guy in the movie who talk very quickly and never use a mouth?

They don't want a random guru, they want THE ONE!

The 2 most seen guru (Summarize)
1 - Crypto is shit you will be broke in one year from now

Market up > It's a bubble
Market down > I told you newbie
2 - Crypto is incredible you will be a millionaire in one year from now
Market up > I told you newbie
Market down > Hold it, it will come back newbie

How to know who say the truth? What is the next hype, ETH, XPR, ABCD, XYZ, BHW coins? (by the way, I can't find the BHW token thread anymore)


Here the keystone of this method: you will have a better prediction than every others guru

Once you did the usual thing to make a quality youtube channel, good-looking cover, professional logo...

You will have to make multiple videos in order to make multiple predictions. Of courses more you want a crazy accurate prophetic prediction more you need to record a big amount of predictions.

No need to record XX times the whole video, do your usual video then add a 30 sec "bonus part" which will be modular, like that you will be able to add these 30 secs where you want in your for example 5 minutes video.

1 - Make the usual video
2 - Make X short bonus prediction video
3 - Export X videos
4 - Publish all the videos in private
5 - Wait the prediction happen
6 - Switch the prophetic video in public
7 - Make a new video "Wooow look how accurate my Guru predictions are!"
8 - Mass promote this last video, it's the pillar of your channel

*There are few obvious easy to find twist between and after these steps...

At this point relax and enjoy your good start as a new prophetic guru, slowly build your audience and make few $$$ with the commissions, after a while of hard work no need to predict anything anymore, you can go for a Tai Lopez style and promoting your own training course.


The training needs to be base on a kind of graph pattern recognition because:
  • It's easy to understand, even a grandpa/grandma can trade
  • No hard work needed (people who looking for rich quick magic don't like hard work)

Scale up the sales

Go for a Tai Lopez style, invest some money to rent a big house design on AIRBNB, don't forget to take your suitcase full of clothing because you will record 10 videos the same day and publish in the following weeks/months pretending you own the house and you record them weekly.

If you don't have too much money for the house rent an expensive car.

Resume of the sale pitch quick > I didn't know anything about trading but I'm a smart genius geek, so I discovered a new way of trading which didn't need any skills or technical knowledge, with only $58 on my bank account I earned more than xx xxx xxx in a year, oops just look at my gold watch it's already late, time to buy my training to be a millionaire like me, see you in the next video.
 
I can't find the Like button so i click Thanks instead.
I laugh so hard when reading these:

The 2 most seen guru (Summarize)
1 - Crypto is shit you will be broke in one year from now

Market up > It's a bubble
Market down > I told you newbie
2 - Crypto is incredible you will be a millionaire in one year from now
Market up > I told you newbie
Market down > Hold it, it will come back newbie

XD
 
lol these guys have made serious cash though. I'd guess around $500k-1 mil per month with 50k subs based on what I've heard they charge per video. $30k+. And that's without even any pump and dumps and courses that they also profit with
 
the old method for a new niche. History repeats itself in an infinite loop, producing a mass of stupid gurus.
By the way, I appreciated your point of view ironic and a bit cynical.
 
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I watched around 20 hours of crypto guru video then I started to recognize some patterns so I proceeded a kind of reverse engineering analysis, now I can tell you how they become guru.

This method can be used for crypto, sports betting or any other topics where prediction is gold. Some well know economists/politicians made their career in one good move using the "multiple predictions then select and show one, hidden the others".

These gurus monetize in 2 way
Affiliate commission ($$)
Training course ($$$$)

What will be the situation in the near future?
Cryptomarket crash, when the price will be low enough a lot of people will buy massively. Not only the people in the IM field, most of them know nothing about cryptocurrency, they want to go in because of the FOMO they experience from mass media.

These people will be looking to make quick money for that they will need a guru because they believe some genius geek know the secret to earning million quick, you know this young guy in the movie who talk very quickly and never use a mouth?

They don't want a random guru, they want THE ONE!

The 2 most seen guru (Summarize)
1 - Crypto is shit you will be broke in one year from now

Market up > It's a bubble
Market down > I told you newbie
2 - Crypto is incredible you will be a millionaire in one year from now
Market up > I told you newbie
Market down > Hold it, it will come back newbie

How to know who say the truth? What is the next hype, ETH, XPR, ABCD, XYZ, BHW coins? (by the way, I can't find the BHW token thread anymore)


Here the keystone of this method: you will have a better prediction than every others guru

Once you did the usual thing to make a quality youtube channel, good-looking cover, professional logo...

You will have to make multiple videos in order to make multiple predictions. Of courses more you want a crazy accurate prophetic prediction more you need to record a big amount of predictions.

No need to record XX times the whole video, do your usual video then add a 30 sec "bonus part" which will be modular, like that you will be able to add these 30 secs where you want in your for example 5 minutes video.

1 - Make the usual video
2 - Make X short bonus prediction video
3 - Export X videos
4 - Publish all the videos in private
5 - Wait the prediction happen
6 - Switch the prophetic video in public
7 - Make a new video "Wooow look how accurate my Guru predictions are!"
8 - Mass promote this last video, it's the pillar of your channel

*There are few obvious easy to find twist between and after these steps...

At this point relax and enjoy your good start as a new prophetic guru, slowly build your audience and make few $$$ with the commissions, after a while of hard work no need to predict anything anymore, you can go for a Tai Lopez style and promoting your own training course.


The training needs to be base on a kind of graph pattern recognition because:
  • It's easy to understand, even a grandpa/grandma can trade
  • No hard work needed (people who looking for rich quick magic don't like hard work)

Scale up the sales

Go for a Tai Lopez style, invest some money to rent a big house design on AIRBNB, don't forget to take your suitcase full of clothing because you will record 10 videos the same day and publish in the following weeks/months pretending you own the house and you record them weekly.

If you don't have too much money for the house rent an expensive car.

Resume of the sale pitch quick > I didn't know anything about trading but I'm a smart genius geek, so I discovered a new way of trading which didn't need any skills or technical knowledge, with only $58 on my bank account I earned more than xx xxx xxx in a year, oops just look at my gold watch it's already late, time to buy my training to be a millionaire like me, see you in the next video.

3.) Post video on BHW declaring Crypto Stardom.
 
can you share a list of the crypto gurus you watched the most please? thanks
 
I like how all these affiliates that gave up profitable campaigns to do crypto trading have gone completely quiet now that the market is tanking, funniest shit I've seen.

I was told some obscene predictions from ta traders in Dec, some of which I'll like to share:

'Bitcoin will hit 30k by end jan' - ha

'You have missed the chance to buy ' - bro it's 2nd Feb and it's a fucking fire sale, even I the complete moron brought some coins, they are that cheap.

'There will be a lot more ICO scams on fb' - fb banned them

'TRON will moon' - I want to laugh but honestly I just feel sorry for those that convinced their wives/parents to let them put their life savings into TRON. The ceo is just another blackhatter.


I'm out. I come into the office these days with big bags of popcorn to watch the stupidity. I may have to go to the doctor soon for my salt intake.

Please buy my guru course on how to laugh at crypto traders. On sale now for $999.
 
I thought about making a crypto channel, just to get free tokens from ICO's to review their ICO.

Also give real advice to people...
 
virtualbyron? This is gold. It's too funny. Thanks!
 
I thought about making a crypto channel, just to get free tokens from ICO's to review their ICO.

Also give real advice to people...
Just wait for a bull market again, that way all of your picks will be good.
 
Just wait for a bull market again, that way all of your picks will be good.

It's true... When crpyto is booming, i've seen new channels from 0 to 50K subscribers in no time.

Just need a descent editor, good clickbait thumbnail and a green screen.
 
can you share a list of the crypto gurus you watched the most please? thanks
The ones I saw the most are not in English but I can guarantee you they did exactly what I wrote above, some of them were in the general IM niche and switched crypto because of the hype.

The day BTC reach 20k one of them (the shittiest guru you can imagine) publish a video (4k subscribers) in which he said BTC will go up to $40k at the end of the next month "buy now, don't miss the train" (bullshit pack buy my training include), then it crash, the guy simply deleted his video, make a new one "take care don't buy BTC", today he has around 80k subscribers and no one mentioned this huge fail in the comment section.

His last videos have around 8-25k views each, in my point of view it's because near to all his subscribers are total newbies who looking for rich quick and are now afraid because of the market instability, but he surely sold some $800 training and will do again when everything will be green.

That said some of them are legit, for example one I watched did some very accurate prediction like PinguSpy did on BHW.
 
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