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Tale of a dying marketer...

Discussion in 'Introductions' started by Lord Harakiri, Nov 8, 2017.

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Help me in

  1. Death

  2. Singularity

  3. Growth Hacking

  4. Social Media Following

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  1. Lord Harakiri

    Lord Harakiri Newbie

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    Suicidal Machine
    Unable to complete this heavy task for our product launch
    Tweets and posts all spent, so sad we failed.
    But unless I smite the stagnant growth,
    My strategy cannot rot in the field.
    Yea, I shall be born again a googol times
    And grasp the algorithms in my mind.
    When ugly updates cover this web,
    My neural network shall be [the future for] the Singularity.

    -@Lord Harakiri
     
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  2. blogzandstuff

    blogzandstuff Elite Member

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    Great, pass the joint on lol!
     
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  3. Lord Harakiri

    Lord Harakiri Newbie

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    My ritual will be broken.
     
  4. ScribScribScrib

    ScribScribScrib Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    beauitful + your name is soooooooooooooooooo rad, following you.
     
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    annd Power Member

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    Whatever you are on OP - i want the same
     
  6. Zwielicht

    Zwielicht Administrator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    You really failed to tag your own name.
    [​IMG]

    I fixed it for you. Welcome to BHW.
     
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  7. Welcome, I can help you in death.
     
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  8. Zwielicht

    Zwielicht Administrator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    Sir, you forgot to say it like this:

    "I can help with that, add me sky-pe : expressbanchode247"
     
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  9. aidenhera

    aidenhera BANNED BANNED

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    What is growth hacking?
     
  10. Lord Harakiri

    Lord Harakiri Newbie

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    You are a SirSirSir...
     
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    Zwielicht Administrator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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  12. nicktheShinobi

    nicktheShinobi Junior Member

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    that was beautiful. like a warm fart on a cold winter day
     
  13. Lord Harakiri

    Lord Harakiri Newbie

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    A Ponzi scheme created by the marketers to fool the suits on the upper floors...
     
  14. anonharry

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    Think I can help on FB.
     
  15. anonharry

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    Of course Modern Robin Hood lol
     
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    ScribScribScrib Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    ya on ya period, mr red boss man?
     
  17. Zwielicht

    Zwielicht Administrator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    No, my cycle doesn't start until next week.
     
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    beware kind sir, maybe last one in your bloodline
    http://prntscr.com/h7zznf
     
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  19. Mine too, that's me really really angry !!!! PERIOD GONE TO HELL WOOF WOOF !!! ME TALK TO SKY ! WHY PERIOD NOT COME ? WHY IT WAIT IN MADRAS ? COME HERE ARGH


    AND STUPID CAT ??? Her Period fell right on the floor while she was doing some acrobatics !!!


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  20. anonharry

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    bloodline = trust women