Payment gateway

Ok this is my first post here so bare with me.

I am looking for a payment gateway which allows me to get money from a webshop just like stripe offers. But I want to remain anonymous. I also need the payout to be in bitcoins so I wont need to get my own bank account linked to it.

So you might ask why I dont just pay a guy to be a CEO in an offshore company and use that companys bank account to then buy bitcoins and send them to me. Well I will when I got the money for it. So if anyone knows where I can do that or if you know of another solution then PM me or answer this tread.

Thanks.

Whenever you cash your virtual currency, you will be identified. If you wish to remain anonymous you gotta do it all in BTC or DOGE or whatever.