Guys, this isn't a joke. Everything is very serious.
When I was designing a porn site last night, the aliens were beamed into my room. They told me to calm down. They asked what humanity was using this computer for.
When I opened my eyes, I was somewhere else. I asked them where I was and what they wanted from me. They said I was in a black hole about a million miles away from the world.
They took me to a dark galaxy with stars. They put me in a cold room. An alien came and asked me questions. They said they collected information about humanity. He asked how humanity multiplied.
Then he said they'd put me to sleep. I don't remember anything from now on.
When I woke up, I was in my room again.
My friends don't believe me! They kidnapped me
And I'm scared. They can come again. I have to be protected.
Very creepy pornYou'll end up like David Huggins, the guy who claims that he lost his virginity at age 17 to an extraterrestrial being and ever since then has been famous for painting portraits of his alien family (that apparently once again only he can see, they abduct him at night).
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Most people are under the delusion that a tinfoil hat can keep the Greys (Zeta Reticulian) away. This is not true. What I have found keeps them from reading my mind and finding me, is sticking wet tea bags all over my head at night. They don't come in the day as they are nocturnal.
Earl Grey or Green Tea? Tick tock...
No. Proper Yorkshire Tea cut up with PG Tips.
You'll end up like David Huggins, the guy who claims that he lost his virginity at age 17 to an extraterrestrial being and ever since then has been famous for painting portraits of his alien family (that apparently once again only he can see, they abduct him at night).
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Are those like full-grown little gray men, or are those alien babies/kids? I'm not sure David Huggins had a more UNIQUE and strange fetish. I've never even seen a woman alien that resembles a lot like a human being.
Whatever the answers are, I really do believe that Huggins guy was seriously disturbed.
If you are kidding, consult a professional. If you are serious, consult a professional.Guys, this isn't a joke. Everything is very serious.
When I was designing a porn site last night, the aliens were beamed into my room. They told me to calm down. They asked what humanity was using this computer for.
When I opened my eyes, I was somewhere else. I asked them where I was and what they wanted from me. They said I was in a black hole about a million miles away from the world.
They took me to a dark galaxy with stars. They put me in a cold room. An alien came and asked me questions. They said they collected information about humanity. He asked how humanity multiplied.
Then he said they'd put me to sleep. I don't remember anything from now on.
When I woke up, I was in my room again.
My friends don't believe me! They kidnapped me
And I'm scared. They can come again. I have to be protected.
We must be protected from aliens. They will come soon. We have to fight aliens.
Or maybe Alien Porn Site... that way when they come back to visit you can show them how we muliply!!!Maybe you should start working on an alien website instead of porn website. Pick a good name like with alien in the url, do your keyword research. Promote it with one of the many good blackhat seo folks on here. Most likely you will make alot!