adalbertmgrm
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- Jul 16, 2018
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Guys, this isn't a joke. Everything is very serious.
When I was designing a porn site last night, the aliens were beamed into my room. They told me to calm down. They asked what humanity was using this computer for.
When I opened my eyes, I was somewhere else. I asked them where I was and what they wanted from me. They said I was in a black hole about a million miles away from the world.
They took me to a dark galaxy with stars. They put me in a cold room. An alien came and asked me questions. They said they collected information about humanity. He asked how humanity multiplied.
Then he said they'd put me to sleep. I don't remember anything from now on.
When I woke up, I was in my room again.
My friends don't believe me! They kidnapped me
And I'm scared. They can come again. I have to be protected.
When I was designing a porn site last night, the aliens were beamed into my room. They told me to calm down. They asked what humanity was using this computer for.
When I opened my eyes, I was somewhere else. I asked them where I was and what they wanted from me. They said I was in a black hole about a million miles away from the world.
They took me to a dark galaxy with stars. They put me in a cold room. An alien came and asked me questions. They said they collected information about humanity. He asked how humanity multiplied.
Then he said they'd put me to sleep. I don't remember anything from now on.
When I woke up, I was in my room again.
My friends don't believe me! They kidnapped me
And I'm scared. They can come again. I have to be protected.
