I've been kidnapped by aliens!
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wow dear you speak truth and people no believe you. One time me was kidnapped too and they also made me pregnant but the baby ran away out of my stomach later !!! I also remember how the light of the UFO light above all of my cows in farm and it took 1 of the cows and turned it into a complete SEO cow with life imprisonment without the possibility of parole.
It was a very crazy experience dear, but now me feel safe again thanks to the sir alien.
It was a very crazy experience dear, but now me feel safe again thanks to the sir alien.
brandon999
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lucky OP! I have always dreamed of being abducted by aliens since childhood. Next time you meet them, tell them I'd like to hitch a ride.
Also the nearest black hole from earth is 3000 light years away, not a million miles. Your abductor was clearly lying
adalbertmgrm
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I don't know what happened that day. But I saw aliens. I'm not kidding.
Maybe I was a little drunk. But if all this is true? What if what I see is not a dream?
Maybe I was a little drunk. But if all this is true? What if what I see is not a dream?
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moonshine7000
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An alien raped you while unconscious OP you better call the police.If you don't call the police they will rape you again.
Chris Newman
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I will instruct the aliens not to visit you again, don't worry.
Rumborak
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Why not make some profit while being raped by aliens?
Set up site like "AlienRapeSquad.com" and profit by creating the first alien-porn tube in the world?
Good niche, think about it!
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Wow, if they kidnapped you, ask them to get more energy like in movie Krish and get help to being a millionaire in IM or take tips. They are more powerful than anyone else in the world. So it's help you to being a millionaire in few mins without doing any efforts.
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Once i was kidnapped by humans
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adalbertmgrm
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Can i have a sip of whatever you drank. I'd be delighted
Absinthe
I'm not lying. The aliens kidnapped me. Yeah. I drank absinthe.
https://www.celticwhiskeyshop.com/jacques-senaux-green-absinthe
That's what I drank. Is it because of this? I don't really know that.
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TasDePixels
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OP really digs the word "serious".
unknownasj
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They're making fun of me
This seems like a bad case of LSD
lacifitra
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You'll end up like David Huggins, the guy who claims that he lost his virginity at age 17 to an extraterrestrial being and ever since then has been famous for painting portraits of his alien family (that apparently once again only he can see, they abduct him at night).
starcity83
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Maybe you should start working on an alien website instead of porn website. Pick a good name like with alien in the url, do your keyword research. Promote it with one of the many good blackhat seo folks on here. Most likely you will make alot!