I've been kidnapped by aliens!

[Ruffaro]

I think your looking for BlackSuitWord, This is Black Hat

 

[freakoutman]

If you really believe that happened you may have mental health issues mate, get to your doctor, peace

 

[ilais]

congrats dude,,, you're just pregnant.
what are you gonna name the baby?!!

 

[b1step-ahead]

Guys, this isn't a joke. Everything is very serious.

When I was designing a porn site last night, the aliens were beamed into my room. They told me to calm down. They asked what humanity was using this computer for.

When I opened my eyes, I was somewhere else. I asked them where I was and what they wanted from me. They said I was in a black hole about a million miles away from the world.

They took me to a dark galaxy with stars. They put me in a cold room. An alien came and asked me questions. They said they collected information about humanity. He asked how humanity multiplied.

Then he said they'd put me to sleep. I don't remember anything from now on.

When I woke up, I was in my room again.

My friends don't believe me! They kidnapped me

And I'm scared. They can come again. I have to be protected.

@pewep I think your services are needed here asap.

 

[moonshine7000]

You'll end up like David Huggins, the guy who claims that he lost his virginity at age 17 to an extraterrestrial being and ever since then has been famous for painting portraits of his alien family (that apparently once again only he can see, they abduct him at night).

Very creepy porn

 

[b1step-ahead]

Most people are under the delusion that a tinfoil hat can keep the Greys (Zeta Reticulian) away. This is not true. What I have found keeps them from reading my mind and finding me, is sticking wet tea bags all over my head at night. They don't come in the day as they are nocturnal.

Earl Grey or Green Tea? Tick tock...

 

[mickyfu]

Earl Grey or Green Tea? Tick tock...

No. Proper Yorkshire Tea cut up with PG Tips.

 

[b1step-ahead]

No. Proper Yorkshire Tea cut up with PG Tips.

That's a wankers blend. Off to the chippy

 

[Percipience]

You'll end up like David Huggins, the guy who claims that he lost his virginity at age 17 to an extraterrestrial being and ever since then has been famous for painting portraits of his alien family (that apparently once again only he can see, they abduct him at night).

Are those like full-grown little gray men, or are those alien babies/kids? I'm not sure David Huggins had a more UNIQUE and strange fetish. I've never even seen a woman alien that resembles a lot like a human being.

Whatever the answers are, I really do believe that Huggins guy was seriously disturbed.

 

[jay ron]

So, the alien are also expert only English language?

 

[lacifitra]

Are those like full-grown little gray men, or are those alien babies/kids? I'm not sure David Huggins had a more UNIQUE and strange fetish. I've never even seen a woman alien that resembles a lot like a human being.

Whatever the answers are, I really do believe that Huggins guy was seriously disturbed.

He's still alive and making mad bank with his work, "Love and Saucers".
He's done a lot of questionable art. But then again, after over 50 years, he still claims it's the truth.
And those are his kids, apparently.

 

[vitae]

I like the alien picture, completes your character lol

 

[linkshake]

Guys, this isn't a joke. Everything is very serious.

When I was designing a porn site last night, the aliens were beamed into my room. They told me to calm down. They asked what humanity was using this computer for.

When I opened my eyes, I was somewhere else. I asked them where I was and what they wanted from me. They said I was in a black hole about a million miles away from the world.

They took me to a dark galaxy with stars. They put me in a cold room. An alien came and asked me questions. They said they collected information about humanity. He asked how humanity multiplied.

Then he said they'd put me to sleep. I don't remember anything from now on.

When I woke up, I was in my room again.

My friends don't believe me! They kidnapped me

And I'm scared. They can come again. I have to be protected.

If you are kidding, consult a professional. If you are serious, consult a professional.

 

[super11]

A sound thrashing from a wife when caught watching porn is similar to an alien visit. So, be careful next time!

 

[adalbertmgrm]

We must be protected from aliens. They will come soon. We have to fight aliens.

 

[BassTrackerBoats]

We must be protected from aliens. They will come soon. We have to fight aliens.

Why fight them?

All I am saying is, "Give peace a chance".

 

[LuckyGirl9334]

Maybe you should start working on an alien website instead of porn website. Pick a good name like with alien in the url, do your keyword research. Promote it with one of the many good blackhat seo folks on here. Most likely you will make alot!

Or maybe Alien Porn Site... that way when they come back to visit you can show them how we muliply!!!

 

[nobrainsnoragrets]

With the title, I have to click it.

I've got a friend who believes in Aliens. I never thought that the conversation we had would make sense until he started linking it to our technology, some well-known places around the world and why they're built, videos and reports from other "normal" people.

With my little brain, I found it hard to process everything. So I had to dig deeper, found some news and articles that is somehow correlating with what my friend shared.

I even found some articles about people hacking a government's system just to retrieve documents about this matter.

All I can say is, having some info about this and proving it by stitching some facts is kind of disturbing. It would somehow affect the way you think about the world and everything around you.

I don't believe in Aliens, but yes, the facts could get pretty interesting and might make you a sherlock for a month reading and sticthing them. Better stay on the troll side and make fun of it, way more productive and less stress.