Challenged by a Friend, Need to Conflate GA Numbers >:)

Hi all!

A buddy of mine and I challenged one another to see who could send the most undetectable traffic to one another's sites that pass as real traffic in GA. I'm looking for ideas to buy or generate fake traffic that looks and behaves as real traffic. Winner gets a pizza party!

We won't be running any kind of ads on the sites, this is just for fun. I'd like to trickle in around 20,000-30,000 hits over the next 2 weeks that come primarily from search and direct. They also need to originate from the US. The most I'm willing to pay is $.005/ click, so maybe botnets are a good option?

Does anyone have any ideas?

Thanks!

OK I'll byte for the "friend challenge" story.

<------------ Just buy the traffic on the marketplace right here.

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