In my country we drink so much I remember once we get our friend to the nearest hospital (we call it: toxicology) and while he takes the infusion (to get him hydrated, vitamins, etc..) we were drinking beers inside (after many liters of alcohol) as "refresh" or get us sober.
I remember one of my friends called he's Ex girl, he told her how much he loves her, blah blah... Next day he didn't know that he made a call that night.
I didn't try to buy anything or touch my phone when I am in that condition.
and btw our friend that was driving us to the hospital didn't have a driver license, it was total chaos that night.