If you could go back in time

[Sherb]

Doesn't matter, 'cause you can't.

One day, @Aty was at his computer, scrolling through Reddit for funny content that would make him exhale slightly harder than usual. There was a flush and a trickling of water inside the walls as the tenant upstairs took his morning piss. It was gearing up to be an exciting day. Maybe I will leave the house today, he thought, but that would require putting on pants. He wasn't about that life.

Suddenly, the thin shitty door to his bedroom burst open, and he found himself staring wide-eyed at... himself. No pants and all. "@Aty," the doppelganger said in a rushed panic, "I'm you from the future with an important message!"

"What is it?"

...

"Doesn't matter, 'cause you can't."

And then, with nothing more than a finger-gun to say That's right, the doppelganger ran back through the remnants of his bedroom door and was gone, leaving @Aty trying to comprehend if his future self was telling him to just give up, or if it was just repercussions for being a cynical ass on an Internet forum. Another flush, more trickling.

 

[Deleted member 877043]

Don’t join BHW, then do almost nothing for a couple of years, rediscover you actually got an account, start shitposting, and in the process ruining your rep.

That’s what I would tell myself if I could go back in time...

 

[mickyfu]

It's funny how everyone says bitcoin but in 2017 there were plenty of other crypto coins that outperded it. For example Ripple was up https://qz.com/1169000/ripple-was-the-best-performing-cryptocurrency-of-2017-beating-bitcoin/% Vs 1,300% for bitcoin.

Also you'd likely make more money trading options. A lot of them on big moves from takeovers etc have gone up a few hundred to thousands perfecent. You do this everyday/week you'd make way more than bitcoin. Especially in a tax safe account. ISA/SIPP for us here in the UK. However the tax on bitcoin or whatever would wipe out alot of your gains.

It's not really that funny, considering most people "trading" Bitcoin haven't a fucking clue what they are talking about or doing. In fact it's rather sad.

 

[Grayback]

Buy bitcoin, easy.
And start nofap.

 

[royserpa]

It's not really that funny, considering most people "trading" Bitcoin haven't a fucking clue what they are talking about or doing. In fact it's rather sad.

Obv just hodl, young padawan.

 

[Aty]

One day, @Aty was at his computer, scrolling through Reddit for funny content that would make him exhale slightly harder than usual. There was a flush and a trickling of water inside the walls as the tenant upstairs took his morning piss. It was gearing up to be an exciting day. Maybe I will leave the house today, he thought, but that would require putting on pants. He wasn't about that life.

Suddenly, the thin shitty door to his bedroom burst open, and he found himself staring wide-eyed at... himself. No pants and all. "@Aty," the doppelganger said in a rushed panic, "I'm you from the future with an important message!"

"What is it?"

...

"Doesn't matter, 'cause you can't."

And then, with nothing more than a finger-gun to say That's right, the doppelganger ran back through the remnants of his bedroom door and was gone, leaving @Aty trying to comprehend if his future self was telling him to just give up, or if it was just repercussions for being a cynical ass on an Internet forum. Another flush, more trickling.

 

[mickyfu]

Obv just hodl, young padawan.

"HODL" the term that just screams "haven't a fucking clue what I'm doing" A term invented by morons and preached by morons.

 

[RankBoss]

I go back to time and help bill gates and gave him some confidential things that apple and samsung will do in future and also give some tips about all the concepts in 2018

 

[royserpa]

"HODL" the term that just screams "haven't a fucking clue what I'm doing" A term invented by morons and preached by morons.

Hey, im just gambling with crypto. So im just hodling

 

[m0reira]

I go back to time and help bill gates and gave him some confidential things that apple and samsung will do in future and also give some tips about all the concepts in 2018

Never thought about that xd Good one, I'll start building the time machine!

 

[Cakah]

Create a solid base back on the topics you know, even before the Internet was full of it. I would say what are the best SEO trends now ... or I would create YT or Google myself
Edit: And of course, I would have myself buy currency such as BTC while they were worth nothing

 

[srb888]

hahahaha! Perfect pic! Nothing else can express the feeling any better!

 

[youbike]

whatever , still sh1t
cause my country a lot of corruption and slow internet

 

[m0reira]

whatever , still sh1t
cause my country a lot of corruption and slow internet

Where are you from?

 

[BassTrackerBoats]

Teach one of my sons to throw left handed.

Have him learn to throw screwballs, curveballs, and knuckleballs and other junk pitches.

Send him to a place that would get him trained so he could end up a professional baseball pitcher and he would have work until he was 42 and make stupid money playing a game.

 

[ehinoze]

If I could back ten years. If have joined the Instagram and twitter botting early. I was ther e in the boom.pondered over it but never acted. I should hace Grown 10 to 20 Accounts/pages to million followers plus by now and earn passively everyday.

 

[greengodfather]

If i could go back in time forget going back to when i first started i would go back in time to the late 80's early nineties and get to work ripping google i would call it..."moogle"(coz my names mike) lol

 

[m0reira]

If i could go back in time forget going back to when i first started i would go back in time to the late 80's early nineties and get to work ripping google i would call it..."moogle"(coz my names mike) lol

I think google sounds better than moogle man xD

 

[Zwielicht]

If you could go back in time and tell your old ass ANYTHING what would it be? I´m talking about when you first starting hustling online

I'd say, "Hey old ass, don't sit on that toilet!"

 

[greengodfather]

I think google sounds better than moogle man xD

Lol i know it sounds better bro, but still if i did do that you wouldnt know about "google" you would be using "moogle" right now...then i would create fb and make 100 million billion dollars..."mwah ha ha(in my doctor evil voice)"!!!