Wipe yo ass vs Water
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jdog37
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and someone said my post was disgusting.
James2
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Why even flush?
G-S-T
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Wiped my arse on socks too many times... Living in Australia with 8 of my friends in 1 house was a nightmare for keeping the place stocked with bog roll. People would be hiding half rolls on the sly.
Tip, if the sock isnt particularly clean, dont use the foot end... #justsayin
James2
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Slightly damp works best and you can get two goes if you turn it inside out.
Kittens also work well.
ShadeDream
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I always used to think a bidet was a bit unhygienic, I mean if your sharing it with other people in the house, its kinda weird cleaning your ass up knowing someone else just did theirs too?
I like to take a shower...
I can actually imagine that hahaha.
I like to take a shower...
I can actually imagine that hahaha.
G-S-T
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Im telling ya bro, waking up after a night out in Sydney and a few shady looking kebabs, counting the seconds down till your arse is going to explode. Bog roll is more precious than gold.
Women who wear g-strings and wipe their asses with toilet paper should be avoided. Do you know how much fecal matter has gathered in her crotch thanks to the poor hygeine of toilet paper as well as the g-string riding up her anus, smearing the fecal matter all over her thighs and vagina?
ChapoGuzman
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I never tried water but it seems it will seem gay to me.
James2
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loclhero
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ComputerEngineer
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i always use water first
it is the best way of cleaning
then for drying up paper
works best
but we use the best toiled not such un hygienic things as bidet
it is called alaturka
now in public
the dirtiest alaturka is 100 times more cleaner than the most hygienic bidet in public
because in alaturka u never touch anyplace that others touched expect the water pot which u touch with ur hands
it is the best way of cleaning
then for drying up paper
works best
but we use the best toiled not such un hygienic things as bidet
it is called alaturka
now in public
the dirtiest alaturka is 100 times more cleaner than the most hygienic bidet in public
because in alaturka u never touch anyplace that others touched expect the water pot which u touch with ur hands
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Not if you're into oral sex lol.
loclhero
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Do we wanna go here? Sure, why not. I'm int oral sex like most people are into breathing and I have gone down the back door for 30 plus years. It's all about knowing your partner and expecting - and FINDING - good hygiene. I ain't going there with some chick who doesn't know how to C-L-E-A-N up. And by that I mean that fucker better be scrubbed.
As for me, I'm in the US and it's all about toilet paper here. I won't leave that fucking bathroom until the paper is so clean I could lick it.
FUCK, I swore I wouldn't get involved in this convo.
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