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Wipe yo ass vs Water

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Spawnie, Oct 10, 2013.

  1. Spawnie

    Spawnie Power Member

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    I was born in europe so I used toiletpaper all my life. I'm living in the Philippines now, where most of the ppl use water after the big business instead of paper. Well when I was pretty short on money a few months back I was looking for any method to safe money. I started washing clothes by hand and since we have a little shower connected to the toilet I started to use this instead of buying toiletpaper. And you know what? I never felt 'cleaner' afterwards... Especially because since two days the 'little shower' is broken and I have to use toiletpapaer again. Tomorrow I'm going to buy a new one!
     
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    you made my day!
     
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    Nargil Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    And where is the +rep when you need it. This is exactly what BHW needs. More fecal threads! (no irony)
     
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    GrabTheCheese BANNED BANNED

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    Looool, this was a good laugh.
     
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    Dude that's called a bidet, and yeah, they're pretty fucking awesome.
     
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    Why not just flush after you do your thing and then raise the rim and double dip yo ass in the toilet? That's a redneck bidet.
     
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    Wow, that's disgusting :O
     
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    Born in the UK and wiped my ass with paper for 28 years, spent the last 2 years in Thailand pressure washing my sphincter every time i take a turd.
     
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    I'm personally a baby wipe kind of guy. I hate using toilet paper. The way I always look at it is this; if you had shit on your arm would you wipe it with a dry piece of toilet paper?
     
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    Yeah it is... guess thats why women bitch about us guys leaving the seat up.
     
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    I prefer toilet paper (or a sock if I run out).

    If I don't shower for a couple of days, the smeared remnants build up in my crevasse to the point where I can have a good old scratch and sniff. A good moonraking and then a bit of the old French snuff makes me feel like a man. And if I am really lucky, I might even find a dangle berry, a perfect appetizer while watching the TV.
     
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    Asif WILSON Khan Executive VIP Premium Member

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    Dude you're making me gag.
     
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    WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
     
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    I'll just pretend like I didn't read that.
     
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    it's an art form lol
     
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    WB Ropa.....rep not working anymore, but you still rock
     
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    more like coprophilia and scatology.
     
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    Use water and will never switch; just don't feel clean simply wiping with a DRY toilet paper. If I'm out in public, wet naps work but dry toilet paper NEVER.

    I don't know how this thread ended up on BHW LOL but nonetheless it sparked some discussion.
     
  20. James2

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    You're making me hungry.