I prefer toilet paper (or a sock if I run out).
If I don't shower for a couple of days, the smeared remnants build up in my crevasse to the point where I can have a good old scratch and sniff. A good moonraking and then a bit of the old French snuff makes me feel like a man. And if I am really lucky, I might even find a dangle berry, a perfect appetizer while watching the TV.
Why not just flush after you do your thing and then raise the rim and double dip yo ass in the toilet? That's a redneck bidet.
I prefer toilet paper (or a sock if I run out).
If I don't shower for a couple of days, the smeared remnants build up in my crevasse to the point where I can have a good old scratch and sniff. A good moonraking and then a bit of the old French snuff makes me feel like a man. And if I am really lucky, I might even find a dangle berry, a perfect appetizer while watching the TV.
Wiped my arse on socks too many times... Living in Australia with 8 of my friends in 1 house was a nightmare for keeping the place stocked with bog roll. People would be hiding half rolls on the sly.
Tip, if the sock isnt particularly clean, dont use the foot end... #justsayin
People would be hiding half rolls on the sly.
I always used to think a bidet was a bit unhygienic, I mean if your sharing it with other people in the house, its kinda weird cleaning your ass up knowing someone else just did theirs too?
I like to take a shower...
I can actually imagine that hahaha.
Women who wear g-strings and wipe their asses with toilet paper should be avoided. Do you know how much fecal matter has gathered in her crotch thanks to the poor hygeine of toilet paper as well as the g-string riding up her anus, smearing the fecal matter all over her thighs and vagina?
Women who wear g-strings and wipe their asses with toilet paper should be avoided. Do you know how much fecal matter has gathered in her crotch thanks to the poor hygeine of toilet paper as well as the g-string riding up her anus, smearing the fecal matter all over her thighs and vagina?

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Not if you're into oral sex lol.