Wipe yo ass vs Water

Perhaps the next step for this community should be to remove the lounge section?
 
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First the weird side of Youtube now BHW. Bring the Rep back everyone's losing their minds.. Joking
I'm from US, so I've always used toliet paper on occasion I've use wet wipes if someone has them laying around and they are nice though I just look at it this way If I can't get my ass clean after a couple good swipes I just spit on the toliet paper.. :moon:
 
That will be the 2nd best thread after papal monkey thread/
 
Thulean said:
Women who wear g-strings and wipe their asses with toilet paper should be avoided. Do you know how much fecal matter has gathered in her crotch thanks to the poor hygeine of toilet paper as well as the g-string riding up her anus, smearing the fecal matter all over her thighs and vagina?
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I completely agree. Toilet paper in general is unsanitary. g-strigs are disgusting, as well as unattractive. That goes double for nasty thongs, too.

Why oh WHY did God put the bathroom so close to the snack bar?

I always make certain to give everything in that vicinity a thorough and yet surreptitious "sniff test". Thank GOD I was given the nose of a blood hound. The cops could use me to find narcotics, I bet. I don't go anywhere near that vicinity if I get a whiff of ANYTHING funky, which 1st and foremost includes the leavings of another man. I can't understand how some of these guys are so willing to just jump in that place face-first with such abandon. At some point, it's not just unsanitary, it's patently homosexual.

The time to consider these things is BEFORE, and not after. After it's too late. After, you've got some kind of VD. After, you are a faggot by proxy. After, you hate yourself and spend the rest of your life ashamed, and eventually kill yourself.

Yes, it's that serious.

A long time ago I discovered that toilet paper was expensive, and has been previously observed, it is also inadequate. Particularly with people that have a lush forest of butt-hair.

Ever try to trim the hair that grows around your asshole? If you are considering it, you should at least wait until Obamacare goes into effect, because repairing a perforated rectum is not cheap. Wait a few months and let the stupid taxpayers pay for it. After all, you'll be paying for their abortions, and the treatment for COPD. So it's only fair.

I haven't yet mustered the nerve to try to shave that shit down. Somehow, the idea of dragging a sharp razor against my tender, pink and virgin rectum seems unappealing to me. Not sure why.

Recently, while on vacation I discovered that I could take a hand-held shower massager and get it up in there, close enough to put some pressure to good use. I've never felt so clean in my whole life.

I think this recent discovery may be a monetizable product. The "AssCleaner 2000", or similar. They market douches and such to women all the time. Talking openly about how a woman's twat will no longer smell like a loaf of bread if she takes medicine for her yeast infection. So I figure maybe people are ready to be marketed to, trying to sell them a hand-held shower asshole cleaner. Call it an "American Bidet" for "on the go professionals that will not compromise on cleanliness". "When you care enough, you make it clean enough".

Anyways, I sort of discovered a few years ago that if you time your #2 to happen just before you shower, you can make significant savings on toilet paper. A word to the wise to those younger people still struggling to make ends meet. I figured this out one day after I took a dump, wiped myself, and then stepped into the shower. Realized that I just wasted a big wad of expensive toilet paper. I like the Charmin Cottenelle. My issue isn't roughness or softness; mine is that I absolutely CAN NOT have dingleberries of any sort up in there. I'm like "The Princess and the Pea" up there, and I will be aware of any Klingons all day long, and it will distract me and keep me from focusing on my work.

A good day starts with a clean asshole.

So I started this thread with the intention of taking the whole thing to a completely different level, by sharing more about my ass, and my thoughts about my ass than anyone could possibly want to know, so if anyone is reading this with the idea that they really didn't need to read any of this shit, and why the fuck did I post it, then I have succeeded in my objective.
 
Nigel Farage said:
... while on vacation I discovered that I could take a hand-held shower massager and get it up in there, close enough to put some pressure to good use ..
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Nigel ... I think you might have had your first homosexual experience ... congrats.






j/k
 
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Just a friendly reminder - this forum is all about money!

So have you ever wiped your ass with a 100 dollar bill?
 
Nigel Farage said:
I completely agree. Toilet paper in general is unsanitary. g-strigs are disgusting, as well as unattractive. That goes double for nasty thongs, too.

Why oh WHY did God put the bathroom so close to the snack bar?

I always make certain to give everything in that vicinity a thorough and yet surreptitious "sniff test". Thank GOD I was given the nose of a blood hound. The cops could use me to find narcotics, I bet. I don't go anywhere near that vicinity if I get a whiff of ANYTHING funky, which 1st and foremost includes the leavings of another man. I can't understand how some of these guys are so willing to just jump in that place face-first with such abandon. At some point, it's not just unsanitary, it's patently homosexual.

The time to consider these things is BEFORE, and not after. After it's too late. After, you've got some kind of VD. After, you are a faggot by proxy. After, you hate yourself and spend the rest of your life ashamed, and eventually kill yourself.

Yes, it's that serious.

A long time ago I discovered that toilet paper was expensive, and has been previously observed, it is also inadequate. Particularly with people that have a lush forest of butt-hair.

Ever try to trim the hair that grows around your asshole? If you are considering it, you should at least wait until Obamacare goes into effect, because repairing a perforated rectum is not cheap. Wait a few months and let the stupid taxpayers pay for it. After all, you'll be paying for their abortions, and the treatment for COPD. So it's only fair.

I haven't yet mustered the nerve to try to shave that shit down. Somehow, the idea of dragging a sharp razor against my tender, pink and virgin rectum seems unappealing to me. Not sure why.

Recently, while on vacation I discovered that I could take a hand-held shower massager and get it up in there, close enough to put some pressure to good use. I've never felt so clean in my whole life.

I think this recent discovery may be a monetizable product. The "AssCleaner 2000", or similar. They market douches and such to women all the time. Talking openly about how a woman's twat will no longer smell like a loaf of bread if she takes medicine for her yeast infection. So I figure maybe people are ready to be marketed to, trying to sell them a hand-held shower asshole cleaner. Call it an "American Bidet" for "on the go professionals that will not compromise on cleanliness". "When you care enough, you make it clean enough".

Anyways, I sort of discovered a few years ago that if you time your #2 to happen just before you shower, you can make significant savings on toilet paper. A word to the wise to those younger people still struggling to make ends meet. I figured this out one day after I took a dump, wiped myself, and then stepped into the shower. Realized that I just wasted a big wad of expensive toilet paper. I like the Charmin Cottenelle. My issue isn't roughness or softness; mine is that I absolutely CAN NOT have dingleberries of any sort up in there. I'm like "The Princess and the Pea" up there, and I will be aware of any Klingons all day long, and it will distract me and keep me from focusing on my work.

A good day starts with a clean asshole.

So I started this thread with the intention of taking the whole thing to a completely different level, by sharing more about my ass, and my thoughts about my ass than anyone could possibly want to know, so if anyone is reading this with the idea that they really didn't need to read any of this shit, and why the fuck did I post it, then I have succeeded in my objective.
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Oh...my......

In regards to girls, you can't exactly wash virginity back in or her past away lol.

Who knows what's deep in there that you cannot detect by non-lab means until it's waaay too late. Will that stop you? Did that stop your forefathers?! NO.

Look at the shape of your tool. It was meant to very actively remove the remains the previous guy left in her. no homo.

Can't escape how gross our species is, which is why bidets are boss. Ladies always as fresh as possible. And you know they stay fresh, or else they're left with Tier 2 guys. It's the nature of things these days: you either have no sex, or you have a ton of sex. The whole 4-5 partners during a lifetime is over. Multiply that by 3-10 and you get today's stats, with girls on the higher end, as is natural. There most certainly will be cross overs, and the law of hilarious tragedy states it will be from the girl you think is a virgin, but she had 3 guys over the weekend. She was your dream virgin girl. But she's comparing your technique to theirs'. They weren't grossed out, they treated her like a woman. "Maybe the next one will" she dreams. The virgin girl.

beat it up, eat it up
 
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Thanks everyone for contributing in this thread.
It was interesting to read your opinion on this topic :)
 
I took a dump this morning and all I could think of was this thread. I love you guys.
 
If you had shit smeared all over your face would you rather wash it with dry paper tissues or running water?
 
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