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the shitting on the internet method

Discussion in 'Black Hat SEO' started by HackerIncognito, Nov 6, 2009.

  1. HackerIncognito

    HackerIncognito Newbie

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    ONLY DO THIS IF YOU DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR WEBSITE DROPPING OFF THE MAP OR IF YOU DONT WORRY ABOUT THE INTERNET POLICE TAKING YOU OUT. IF YOU DONT HAVE A WEBSITE, EVEN BETTER, YOU DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO LOSE! I LIKE USING AN OVERSEA'S PHONE NUMBER AS A WAY TO FIND ME, OR A SHITTY PARKING PAGE STORED IN A CLASSIFIED SITE.

    Open up 50 email accounts using a different proxy for each account. There are alot of proxy services that are out there that offer proxies at a low monthly fee. If you dont know how to change your proxy email me, I will send you some info.

    Then set up an account for each proxy and email with the top 50 online classified sites. YOU MUST STAY ORGANIZED! Keep all this information saved into a word program.

    Use a spider simulator to create trash keyword scripts. They are easy to find, search "free spider simulator" I recommend using it on websites similar to your website to get similar keywords to your product. Before spider simulators I would just view the source and take it that way. Anyways...

    Insert that trash script into the bottom of your ads. If you can put it in a color that the viewer cant read, PERFECT! Insert that trash script into your website also, if you have one.

    BEWARE: BE PREPARED TO BE SHUT DOWN ANY SECOND BECAUSE IT WILL LITERALLY BLOW UP GOOGLE.

    If you have friends, have them help you. If your outside the jurisdiction of the police, you are off to a good start.

    I wouldnt worry to much about the police especially if you have an offshore account that they dont have access to.

    REMEMBER: They can only sue you for the amount of money that you made!

    Okay, so what you do is everyday go back into the top 50 classified sites and shit all over them again with new trash keyword scripts.

    Attach your links and ad content at the top and the shit script at the bottom.

    DO THIS EVERYDAY WITH 20 DIFFERENT PROFILES! The more profiles and IP's the better! and NEVER stop looking for new blogs and forums to shit all over! NEVER STOP!

    If you want to do this with Craigslist I will help you! We need to get you some PVA's and email accounts. I dont sell them. I will get some that are bullet proof and tell you what to do with them.

    I will help you! I can create the best shit scripts ever! If your worried about copyright laws, I am not! I can get you blown up right next to a search for Wal-Mart, without breaking copyright laws!

    hahaha

    The internet is so fragile! The time is now if you want to do this!

    I miss the old days when I didnt mind doing this for cheap electronics. It's only worth the time if you are making some serious money or if you are politically motivated.

    -HackerIncognito
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  2. ForeverNever

    ForeverNever Power Member

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    ok so your method involves a lot of shitting, trash, blowing up google, and running from the police at the same time.

    got it
     
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  3. markyr17

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    Sounds like a solid method.
     
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  4. HackerIncognito

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    WARNING: THIS METHOD PISSES ALOT OF PEOPLE OFF, BUT WHEN YOUR DESPERATE FOR LEADS ITS ALOT BETTER THAN E-WHORING.

    :jerry:
     
  5. ForeverNever

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    I just tried it and a helicopter crashed into my neighbors house. VERY dangerous guys.
     
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  6. Geetfaux

    Geetfaux Super Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    I needed to take a bath after trying this :bath:
     
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  7. Cogofwar

    Cogofwar Registered Member

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    This is extremely interesting... I read it 4 times and I think I get it... I'll try to paraphrase it so, if you don't mind, you can correct me if I get it wrong...

    So, first of all, this is to rank on search engines, correct? And it works by loading up classified sites and web 2.0 with backlinks that are on-page optimized with a bunch of "shit" from a "shit script", which is something that puts a bunch of theme keywords and longtail keywords onto the page below your ad (how am I doing?) and this causes Google Spider to fall in love with you.

    Is that correct? Pardon my ignorance if I got it wrong.
     
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  8. ForeverNever

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    You're not ignorant. It's not actually supposed to do anything besides lure a response from us. Notice the "I want my peers to believe I'm a girl so bad. I'll make a girl avatar AND write in pink text!

    Someone ban this creep. Messaged me about hacking.
     
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  9. mosoi148

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    Uuuhhm...wtf is a "bullet proof pva?"
     
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  10. HackerIncognito

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    "Most of us are perpetual highschoolers trapped in a world created for us"

    "There are two types of people in this world; people that are miserable and try to bring others down around them and people that are content and bring others up around them. There is no in between. Which one are you? Miserable or content? Its a choice.
     
  11. HackerIncognito

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    PVA= Phone Verified Account

    BulletProof PVA is a figure of speech that I chose to use when referring to the process in which I use to create pva's and the way I use them to post hundreds of ads a day into Craigslist. It works in every section of Craigslist.

    Sorry for the misunderstanding.
     
  12. Cogofwar

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    If you want to team up with others so bad there is a Joint Venture section on the forum, you don't have to lure people out and PM them.

    And talk about hacking gets you banned.
     
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  13. HackerIncognito

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    Hacking is a very over used term. People use it to brag to people when they need an ego boost (false pride) or they might use that term when people dont like what your doing on the internet. It actually means that you can steal money from bank accounts or other useful information out of "secure" networks.

    ForeverNever was lying when I asked him about hacking. I dont know how to hack.
     
  14. Cogofwar

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    Is that why you named yourself "hacker"? Lol, kidding. I agree hacker is over used; there's a difference between "for fun, learning about computers" hacking and wanting to break into peoples bank accounts and deface websites.
    I don't really care, just letting you know because of your name. The mods are pretty efficient at banning people who post hacking stuff from what I've seen.
     
  15. dotthei

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    i'm literally rofling right now...
     
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  16. AtomBoy

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    holy crap I'm blind....
    I thought this was gonna be about a new way to monetize colon cleanse products or something.

    bummer..

    well in other news offerpal has a new CEO and all my ads on FB are tanking.
    need a new plan.
     
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  17. three3s

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    Had to screw my eyes shut for a good 30 seconds after reading that to alleviate the pain. The combination of pink and the font is excruciating.
     
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  18. richcamp

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    Had to laugh looking at the colour the reponses and I haven't even read it yet, bwha ha ha.
     
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    thank you for the information hacker
     
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  20. SSL9000J

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    OMFG! This gets my vote for the funniest BHW thread ever!
    Okay... isn't this method a big throwback to how search engines could be tricked in 1999? I thought this stopped working years ago.