The Car Wash Method $1000/Day

This is a great method that works. I hope all the noobs that make lame posts like "need $1,000 now" see this thread.

It's all laid out for them.

I saw some guy below saying to make it for charity so that you don't get into trouble. This is great for those that want to give the money away, but if you want to pocket it(and are using the charity angle) here's a couple ways to make it work:

1. Round up some unemployed bums or desperate people at the unemployment office. They will be happy to work, and they will make some money which they desperately need. You are helping them = charity(you didn't have to choose them right?;))

2. Round up some kids to wash the cars. After you make the cash, take em all out to Chucky Cheese or something(charity;))

3. Give a percentage of your earnings to your favorite charity. This way, everyone wins.(My favorite)


All kidding aside guys, this is basic yet great method that anyone can use to make money. So all you guys that claim you need money by tomorrow, get out there and start washing some cars. Then re-invest into your online business.
 
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Beside the workers, another crucial part in this method is having a hot or cute (or both!!) girlfriend to draw in some extra cash for free. She won't ask you to paid her, just a little more affection and date promise will do :D
 
BHW should make a new thread for money making ideas like this. That way we can share ideas on how to make money online and offline.

BHW rules!!!!:)
 
This really sounds like a good idea.

I may have to get some cheap labor together and try it.

I'll let you know if it works for me.
 
genius no just get some strippers to hold the sign... oh wait you have your girl :-/ lol jk
 
Nice method. My mind is racing on different ways to spin this and scale it out.
 
I just found my next product: " Cash In With Car Washin' " I wonder how much money you might have made if you did it right?

Every time I see a girl in a bikini with a car wash sign they are way to close to the actual car wash. By the time you see the boobs and bikinis you've already passed them. Get back at least 1/4 mile. Ideal spacing is 1/2 mile away then every 100 yards. Of course this all depends on the speed limit on the road adjacent to the car wash. PM me and I'll give you the formula for proper spacing.

The other mistake they make is having fat chicks (5'5" 190lbs) hold the signs. Put a sponge and water hose in the hand of the fat chicks and leave the sign holding to the girls who look good in a bikini (they need the exercise anyway). Nobody wants to see a girlephant use her use trunk to spray water on her back when she needs to cool down.

Also, get a sign that says "Car Wash" $5.00" and cut holes out where the zeros go, and have the girls fill the holes with boobage.

Have the fatties wear long pants and coats.

Make sure the girls holding the signs have wet t-shirts (looks better in the hole cut outs).

I'm tellin' ya. If you had consulted with me I could have increase your profits by 3X !!! :D LMFAO
 
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The immigrants will soon learn that they can do carwashes themselves and get all teh money.
 
This is a cool method, but it's not blackhat. This is illegal. It's illegal to raise money for a charity that doesn't exist. (at least it is where I live)
 
Avoiding paying taxes,employing illegal immigrants and misleading/cheating the general public??
I think this is completely illegal and unethical.
 
BBBBB said:
my cousins did this once they somehow convinced walmart they where a charity and walmart let them do it there and matched the money they made hehe
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LOL they matched the money they made! That is fricken awesome. lol :)
 
To bring in the men.

Hire several high school or college girls (16-24) years old.
Because they're lean athletic and look better in bikini's.
Pay them $50.00 PLUS beer or beer money.
Provide a "boom box" for the girls to get in the mood,,,, and the party has started.

And if you can hire STRIPPERS................ JACKPOT!
 
Laser said:
To bring in the men.

Hire several high school or college girls (16-24) years old.
Because they're lean athletic and look better in bikini's.
Pay them $50.00 PLUS beer or beer money.
Provide a "boom box" for the girls to get in the mood,,,, and the party has started.

And if you can hire STRIPPERS................ JACKPOT!
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Putting girls under 18 in bikinis.....not a good ideal

Giving or even offering to give liquor to girls under 21....not a good ideal either

If you're in the US of course
 
Laser said:
To bring in the men.

Hire several high school or college girls (16-24) years old.
Because they're lean athletic and look better in bikini's.
Pay them $50.00 PLUS beer or beer money.
Provide a "boom box" for the girls to get in the mood,,,, and the party has started.

And if you can hire STRIPPERS................ JACKPOT!
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find a sorority and hire the girls there.
pay them 7 bucks an hour plus you will pay for 1/4th their beer for their next party..or however much you want to pay them
Don't forget to grab a boom box and perhaps a few frat boys to keep the girls motivated..The frat boys will also help bring in the female drivers.

Strippers cost to much money to hire unless you know them personally and they are willing to help you out...hooters girls perhaps??
 
This is what you want
http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=904258
 
darkmobius said:
that method certainly opened my eyes....even though i see this a lot (car wash). I have a question for ya, didn't the mexicans or whoever you hired see how much you are getting from this whole idea? I am surprised they didn't ask for more. :D
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Or just do it themselves....lol

I live in San Diego near SDSU, and I have some buddies that are in a frat...and they happen to be really good friends with a couple of the sorority houses...

I bet if we told some girls that we are going to use the funds to throw a party and they split whatever is in the aforementioned donation bucket that they would jump on it in a heart beat. Then when you throw the party later with some of the car wash $$...you charge people $ @ the door...(the car wash girls would get in free of course)
 
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