blackmagiquellc
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The Car Wash Method $1000/Day
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GrotesqueGoddess
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I actually did this once under the guise of being for animal rescue. I felt so guilty about it afterwards that I actually gave most of the profit to the local shelter. 
atlascopy
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I think this is a great idea. Why does anybody need a reason to have a car wash? People need their cars washed and you don't need a little league or girl scout reason to hold a car wash.
I live in a resort area and it is mobbed with traffic from Memorial Day to Labor Day. I think I can get many business owners to do this just to get traffic into their parking lot. And since this area is normally depressed, employment wise, I should have no trouble finding people to work, even in a bikini.
I live in a resort area and it is mobbed with traffic from Memorial Day to Labor Day. I think I can get many business owners to do this just to get traffic into their parking lot. And since this area is normally depressed, employment wise, I should have no trouble finding people to work, even in a bikini.
lonny41
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Quote-(((You can also use children if you don't have any cheap workers within reach.)))
LMFAO, this was hilarious. Round the little buggers up and put em to work.
This is a great idea and you should be applauded.
The Meatstick that called it begging needs to get himself a job working for the man. He certainly doesn't belong here. Go sit ur raisin nuts in the corner Meatstick.
I'd hire some young student girls for minimum wage. They'd love it and just be happy to be working outside and being seen. Vain little things they are.
Guys are f**king stupid anyway. Every fat old guy on the road would be pulling in to get his car washed. Then race home and jerk off.
They don't care what the car wash is for, charity or whatever.
Get that eye candy out there blackmagiquellc and rake in the dough.
LMFAO, this was hilarious. Round the little buggers up and put em to work.
This is a great idea and you should be applauded.
The Meatstick that called it begging needs to get himself a job working for the man. He certainly doesn't belong here. Go sit ur raisin nuts in the corner Meatstick.
I'd hire some young student girls for minimum wage. They'd love it and just be happy to be working outside and being seen. Vain little things they are.
Guys are f**king stupid anyway. Every fat old guy on the road would be pulling in to get his car washed. Then race home and jerk off.
They don't care what the car wash is for, charity or whatever.
Get that eye candy out there blackmagiquellc and rake in the dough.
blackmagiquellc
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I'm glad you guys are enjoying the method. I'm glad I left it on the open forum and not only on the Jr. Vip section.
Your guys' inputs have given me great ideas. I make a very healthy income already and do this for fun. Plus $1,000 never hurt anybody.
Gas Stations are great for this as well as shopping plazas on corners
Your guys' inputs have given me great ideas. I make a very healthy income already and do this for fun. Plus $1,000 never hurt anybody.
Gas Stations are great for this as well as shopping plazas on corners
Great idea OP and I agree with the other posters that it does not have to be for charity.
You are supplying jobs for those that need it and appreciate it (otherwise they would not be doing it.)
The car owner gets their car washed. WIN/WIN
The twist is everyone THINKS (from conditioning) that you HAVE to have a charity
Hire college hotties if you are worried about hiring someone that might be illegal.
Only issue would be where you live and if you have to have permits in the best locations, etc. If you know the property owner you could bank every damn Saturday in right areas.
hmmmm, think I will write an ebook on this and sale it at DP. (j/k)
Seriously, there are all kinds of twists you can put on this depending on where you live. Good share OP on what happens when you take action!
You are supplying jobs for those that need it and appreciate it (otherwise they would not be doing it.)
The car owner gets their car washed. WIN/WIN
The twist is everyone THINKS (from conditioning) that you HAVE to have a charity
Hire college hotties if you are worried about hiring someone that might be illegal.
Only issue would be where you live and if you have to have permits in the best locations, etc. If you know the property owner you could bank every damn Saturday in right areas.
hmmmm, think I will write an ebook on this and sale it at DP.
(j/k)Seriously, there are all kinds of twists you can put on this depending on where you live. Good share OP on what happens when you take action!
irancrude
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Personally the idea of using children is something I do not back and I will not recommend, such "methods"involving kids on this sort of tricks makes me sick,
You Go and get dirty but never put kids on the street for such things.. IN fact there are laws protecting kids from this things..
M.
You Go and get dirty but never put kids on the street for such things.. IN fact there are laws protecting kids from this things..
M.
impalarick
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nice method, surely would work.
blackmagiquellc
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I'm totally against child abuse/labor but this is washing cars.
You can pay the children for playing with water and washing a few cars without your conscience eating you up inside
You can pay the children for playing with water and washing a few cars without your conscience eating you up inside
bc4brian
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Get a nice looking female(s) in a bikini holding a car wash sign up in good location. Make sure she's a very friendly person or pretend to be and watch how much money someone can make. Scale it up and have her with a bucket for donations, so when someone come over to talk to her (and they will) she can tell them to give a nice donation for taking up her time. Guaranteed bank!
Laser
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This is "creative moneymaking" offline, somewhat low-tech but there is no real trickery going on.
Here in the USA people are losing their jobs and homes in record numbers,
with crime on the rise as people are desperate to maintain their lifestyles in 2009.
Those people losing everything are clueless in regards to how much money
they could be making on the net with simple methods like "ewhoring" and "email submits".
Those women would be jumping in bed with you to learn how to make $200.00 a day, just to avoid having to live in their cars.
These "low-tech" offline methods could be compiled onto a "MONEY-MAKING DVD" and sold on ebay like HOTCAKES.
lonny41
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Put kids on the street????? Where did that come from? And how does that have anything to do with a car wash?
The guys making money with an idea. I don't know how you managed to drag "Putting kids on the street into" it.
The guys making money with an idea. I don't know how you managed to drag "Putting kids on the street into" it.
Here's my version of how I do that:
Instead of cars, "household services". Now just walking up to a door won't work. You have to break the ice and create sympathy. I said my father was diagnosed with brain cancer after a car accident, and we're raising money for the "surgery". Throw in a few tears and what not. Offer to "clean your house", "do the dishes", ect...
Now this is were the Mexicans come in. They do an amazing job in cleaning houses and all that. Kids work the best for this. I got my little brother to help out. Or if you're a father, flip it around. The kid has brain cancer and say you wrote a poem:
I got that in an email. Enjoy...
Instead of cars, "household services". Now just walking up to a door won't work. You have to break the ice and create sympathy. I said my father was diagnosed with brain cancer after a car accident, and we're raising money for the "surgery". Throw in a few tears and what not. Offer to "clean your house", "do the dishes", ect...
Now this is were the Mexicans come in. They do an amazing job in cleaning houses and all that. Kids work the best for this. I got my little brother to help out. Or if you're a father, flip it around. The kid has brain cancer and say you wrote a poem:
Code:
TO MY CHILD
Just for this morning, I am going to smile when I see your face and laugh when I feel like crying.
Just for this morning, I will let you choose what you want to wear, and smile and say how perfect it is.
Just for this morning, I am going to step over the laundry and pick you up and take you to the park to play.
Just for this morning, I will leave the dishes in the sink, and let you teach me how to put that puzzle of yours together.
Just for this afternoon, I will unplug the telephone and keep the computer off, and sit with you in the backyard and blow bubbles.
Just for this afternoon, I will not yell once, not even a tiny grumble when you scream and whine for the ice cream truck, and I will buy you one if he comes by.
Just for this afternoon, I won't worry about what you are going to be when you grow up, or second guess every decision I have made where you are concerned.
Just for this afternoon, I will let you help me bake cookies, and I won't stand over you trying to fix them.
Just for this afternoon, I will take us to McDonald's and buy us both a Happy Meal so you can have both toys.
Just for this evening, I will hold you in my arms and tell you a story about how you were born and how much I love you.
Just for this evening, I will let you splash in the tub and not get angry.
Just for this evening, I will let you stay up late while we sit on the porch and count all the stars.
Just for this evening, I will snuggle beside you for hours, and miss my favourite TV shows.
Just for this evening when I run my finger through your hair as you pray, I will simply be grateful that God has given me the greatest gift ever given.
I will think about the mothers and fathers who are searching for their missing children, the mothers and fathers who are visiting their children's graves instead of their bedrooms. The mothers and fathers who are in hospital rooms watching their children suffer senselessly and screaming inside that little body
And when I kiss you goodnight I will hold you a little tighter, a little longer. It is then, that I will thank God for you, and ask him for nothing, except one more day......... .....I got that in an email. Enjoy...
waynesworld
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Here is how you put a twist to this method. This will take care of all the problems/issues and it will make a WIN/WIN situation for everyone.
Twist is instead of lying about charity fundraiser, why not really do it?
Go to any favorite charity of yours and tell them how you think they are doing a great job and how you would like to help and then give them an idea of car wash and say you are willing to take care of everything and manage it all by yourself and all the donations will go to charity. Notice, all the "donations". That charity guy is probably gonna think all the funds collected will go to the charity but even if he gets specific or figure it out he wouldnt mind few bucks for free.
So what you do is you charge people for carwash and at the end you ask them for donations. If someone gives donation, fine. If not, tell them to get lost.
Give all the donations to charity and you just did a good deed and will wipe out some of your blackhat sins.
In return for all that you could get REAL PERMISSION from charity and even have them call or request the place where you want to do it and most of the owners wont mind and will say ok if they can verify its from a real charity
Thanks
Twist is instead of lying about charity fundraiser, why not really do it?
Go to any favorite charity of yours and tell them how you think they are doing a great job and how you would like to help and then give them an idea of car wash and say you are willing to take care of everything and manage it all by yourself and all the donations will go to charity. Notice, all the "donations". That charity guy is probably gonna think all the funds collected will go to the charity but even if he gets specific or figure it out he wouldnt mind few bucks for free.
So what you do is you charge people for carwash and at the end you ask them for donations. If someone gives donation, fine. If not, tell them to get lost.
Give all the donations to charity and you just did a good deed and will wipe out some of your blackhat sins.
In return for all that you could get REAL PERMISSION from charity and even have them call or request the place where you want to do it and most of the owners wont mind and will say ok if they can verify its from a real charity
Thanks
hackersmeker
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Nice method you got here
Glad to see people with ideas
BTW Outsource this xD
Glad to see people with ideas
BTW Outsource this xD
farfetchedmoney
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Here is how you put a twist to this method. This will take care of all the problems/issues and it will make a WIN/WIN situation for everyone.
Twist is instead of lying about charity fundraiser, why not really do it?
Go to any favorite charity of yours and tell them how you think they are doing a great job and how you would like to help and then give them an idea of car wash and say you are willing to take care of everything and manage it all by yourself and all the donations will go to charity. Notice, all the "donations". That charity guy is probably gonna think all the funds collected will go to the charity but even if he gets specific or figure it out he wouldnt mind few bucks for free.
So what you do is you charge people for carwash and at the end you ask them for donations. If someone gives donation, fine. If not, tell them to get lost.
Give all the donations to charity and you just did a good deed and will wipe out some of your blackhat sins.
In return for all that you could get REAL PERMISSION from charity and even have them call or request the place where you want to do it and most of the owners wont mind and will say ok if they can verify its from a real charity
Thanks
Where's the money in that?
kallen
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- Apr 1, 2009
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LOL! I love the people who get all holier-than-thou on a blackhat forum... So, just to get a few more eye rolls I'll toss out another idea that is pure evil
Step 1
Go buy a dozen 1/2 gallon mason jars ($20 at ace hardware)
Step 2
Goggle "burn victim photos" and look for a pic of someone really jacked up but not so bad that they will probably die from it.
Step 3
Fire up photoshop and make some labels for your jars with the photo you downloaded on them, and something like "Help Susan's Family Pay for Reconstruction surgery" below the photo.
Step 4
Cut money dropping slots in the lids of the jars and superglue the hell out of the lids and screw them on the jars (dont want anyone skimming the cash after all
Step 5
Go around to some mom-n-pop type businesses (no chain stores) and ask them if you can put this jar next to their register. If you can cough up some tears and stuff you are in-like-flynn! Go back and check on your jars every week or 2, and if they are not collecting enough cash take the sucker out of there and move it to another business.
Restaurants work well for this. Its a really old scam but it hasn't been around in a long time so it has good potential. Most people over 35 know about it, so think of places where the customer base is between 25-30 and they have extra cash to spare.
If that is not evil enough, here is one my little nephew did (which he got caught by his parents doing and got in some serious trouble hehehe... but I thought it was pure evil genius myself
He went door to door collecting money for his church for some church member that was hit by a drunk driver... First he'd try to just get the money and if they said no, he'd reach for his box of candy bars he set beside the door and say, "well I understand, but won't you at least buy a candy bar for $1 to help him/her out?" (insert astonishied puppy-dog eyes here (like you are blown away that they could be so heartless!
Hahah, he made enough money in 1 day to buy a new paint ball gun that was like $160 one day and he just kept coming home with all this new stuff (which is how he got caught... his parents thought he was dealing drugs and followed him to see what he was up too)
Anyway, its totally evil and I wouldn't do it, but since the OP gave a great OFFLINE blackhat method (which I rarely see) I figured I'd contribute some old-school offline stuff.
Step 1
Go buy a dozen 1/2 gallon mason jars ($20 at ace hardware)
Step 2
Goggle "burn victim photos" and look for a pic of someone really jacked up but not so bad that they will probably die from it.
Step 3
Fire up photoshop and make some labels for your jars with the photo you downloaded on them, and something like "Help Susan's Family Pay for Reconstruction surgery" below the photo.
Step 4
Cut money dropping slots in the lids of the jars and superglue the hell out of the lids and screw them on the jars (dont want anyone skimming the cash after all
Step 5
Go around to some mom-n-pop type businesses (no chain stores) and ask them if you can put this jar next to their register. If you can cough up some tears and stuff you are in-like-flynn! Go back and check on your jars every week or 2, and if they are not collecting enough cash take the sucker out of there and move it to another business.
Restaurants work well for this. Its a really old scam but it hasn't been around in a long time so it has good potential. Most people over 35 know about it, so think of places where the customer base is between 25-30 and they have extra cash to spare.
If that is not evil enough, here is one my little nephew did (which he got caught by his parents doing and got in some serious trouble hehehe... but I thought it was pure evil genius myself
He went door to door collecting money for his church for some church member that was hit by a drunk driver... First he'd try to just get the money and if they said no, he'd reach for his box of candy bars he set beside the door and say, "well I understand, but won't you at least buy a candy bar for $1 to help him/her out?" (insert astonishied puppy-dog eyes here (like you are blown away that they could be so heartless!
Hahah, he made enough money in 1 day to buy a new paint ball gun that was like $160 one day and he just kept coming home with all this new stuff (which is how he got caught... his parents thought he was dealing drugs and followed him to see what he was up too)
Anyway, its totally evil and I wouldn't do it, but since the OP gave a great OFFLINE blackhat method (which I rarely see) I figured I'd contribute some old-school offline stuff.
sefi00
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- Mar 13, 2009
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The pretending to give the money to charity thing is too far for me personally.
By taking money from people on the understanding that it's going to charity is almost stealing from charity. Stealing from cancer victims? No thanks.
I'll happily trick people who want free ipods online all day, but when it comes to charity.... no fucking way, I wouldn't touch that shit.
By taking money from people on the understanding that it's going to charity is almost stealing from charity. Stealing from cancer victims? No thanks.
I'll happily trick people who want free ipods online all day, but when it comes to charity.... no fucking way, I wouldn't touch that shit.