Looking for Ideas- (Equestrian)

Julesmichael

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Hi,

I've recently met someone who has close relationships to a television channel that's main demographic is equestrians (people who ride horses).

I was wondering if you guys might have any fresh ideas on marketing to this audience via television. I know TV isn't exactly popular on here but if love to pick you brains and here suggestions of you have any.
 
Hi,

I've recently met someone who has close relationships to a television channel that's main demographic is equestrians (people who ride horses)
I was wondering if you guys might have any fresh ideas on marketing to this audience via television. I know TV isn't exactly popular on here but if love to pick you brains and here suggestions of you have any.

Organic horse food
 
Accessories needed for horse riding. Create a list of necessary accessories then checkout the competition level. Choose one with the lowest competition.
 
Equestrian sports are dominated by rich little white girls. So anything that makes them feel as though their life is a struggle will appeal to them. They all want to be Beyonce. So anything that helps bring out their inner gangsta struggle should work a treat. They can't help it if they were born filthy rich and daddy bought them a horse (and all the trailers and shit that goes with it). Help them feel impoverished, downtrodden and rejected by society.

And then sell them a whole heap of organic vegan shit...
 
Vaginal contouring is becoming popular too. Fear is good. Let them know that by sitting on a horse all day their pussy lips are starting to look like two streaky strips of bacon. Pictures of baboon asses should work well. Solution: plastic surgery of course... to make it look neat and tidy for their retarded boyfriend to pound away at while Beyonce music plays in the background.
 
Equestrian sports are dominated by rich little white girls. So anything that makes them feel as though their life is a struggle will appeal to them. They all want to be Beyonce. So anything that helps bring out their inner gangsta struggle should work a treat. They can't help it if they were born filthy rich and daddy bought them a horse (and all the trailers and shit that goes with it). Help them feel impoverished, downtrodden and rejected by society.

And then sell them a whole heap of organic vegan shit...
You fukin genius!
 
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