1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

Journey to 3 bowel movements a day

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by PFreely, Feb 25, 2017.

  1. PFreely

    PFreely Newbie

    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2016
    Messages:
    15
    Likes Received:
    18
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Lil bit of this, lil bit of that
    Location:
    US
    So, this is my first journey like this. I've been really constipated for the last several months, and decided I'm gonna turn over a new leaf. I'm sick and tired of my asshole thinking it has it made in the shade, sipping cups of KY with a little umbrella poking out the side like it's lounging on some tropical beach, only doing real bowel movement work maybe once every 2 days.

    My plan:
    1. I will eat at least one deep fried item with every meal.
    2. I figure to have a healthy ass, I need to get it in shape, so I'm gonna buy a set of buttplugs, gradually increasing the diameter until I can do a 3 inch diameter gape.
    3. NO MORE RECEPTIVE ANAL
    4. A 6 pack of Natural Light an hour before bed
    Wish me luck.
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 3
  2. customerblast

    customerblast BANNED BANNED

    Joined:
    Aug 7, 2016
    Messages:
    132
    Likes Received:
    29
    Gender:
    Male
    Good luck
     
  3. gussieboi

    gussieboi Regular Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2016
    Messages:
    216
    Likes Received:
    35
    Going to be sad if you dont succeed on this journey...
     
  4. local13

    local13 Newbie

    Joined:
    Feb 25, 2017
    Messages:
    19
    Likes Received:
    2
    Gender:
    Male
    BOOOM! :) too funny
     
  5. INS2014

    INS2014 Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

    Joined:
    Apr 19, 2014
    Messages:
    707
    Likes Received:
    95
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Freelancer
    lol good luck :D
     
  6. Mr Dingle

    Mr Dingle Junior Member

    Joined:
    Sep 22, 2012
    Messages:
    129
    Likes Received:
    66
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Thailand
    Now that's what you call SEO
    Shit Expulsion Optimization
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 2
  7. pandaman2123

    pandaman2123 Newbie

    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2013
    Messages:
    7
    Likes Received:
    0
    lmao "christian"
     
  8. Floopa75

    Floopa75 Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2014
    Messages:
    887
    Likes Received:
    759
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Summit Rank Link Building
    Location:
    Canada
    Home Page:
    Make sure to get high DA links to get the SEO juices flowing.
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 2
  9. WizGizmo

    WizGizmo Super Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP Premium Member

    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2008
    Messages:
    4,185
    Likes Received:
    55,951
    Thread moved to the BlackHat Lounge.
     
  10. umerjutt00

    umerjutt00 Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

    Joined:
    Oct 28, 2011
    Messages:
    3,908
    Likes Received:
    2,168
    Occupation:
    Ninja
    lol what this have to do with constipation.
     
  11. waqas_ibrahim

    waqas_ibrahim Regular Member

    Joined:
    Nov 14, 2016
    Messages:
    244
    Likes Received:
    122
    Gender:
    Male
    Good Luck with your journey, I hope you scale it up.
     
  12. The Magician

    The Magician Regular Member

    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2009
    Messages:
    478
    Likes Received:
    261
    Occupation:
    Do you need to ask?
    Location:
    Deep inside the Interwebs
    Top quality shit posting! Love it.

    If you're successful I might outsource some of my shitting to you.
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 4
  13. Mrnewbie

    Mrnewbie Power Member Premium Member

    Joined:
    Mar 8, 2009
    Messages:
    566
    Likes Received:
    861
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    NY
    [​IMG]
     
  14. Skyebug77

    Skyebug77 Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2012
    Messages:
    2,184
    Likes Received:
    1,579
    Occupation:
    Marketing
    Location:
    Portland,Or
    This is, literally, a shitty thread.
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 1
  15. topcalibercontent

    topcalibercontent Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

    Joined:
    Sep 24, 2016
    Messages:
    112
    Likes Received:
    64
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Writer
    Truly inspiring. Following!

    Good luck OP.
     
  16. thenonpareil

    thenonpareil Regular Member

    Joined:
    Nov 13, 2008
    Messages:
    224
    Likes Received:
    87
    Location:
    here, there, and everywhere!
    Asshole.
     
  17. indianfreak

    indianfreak Power Member

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2008
    Messages:
    716
    Likes Received:
    456
    Oh shit! After being successful, don't forget to write an ebook about your method(s). You know where to sell it, don't you?
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 1
  18. local13

    local13 Newbie

    Joined:
    Feb 25, 2017
    Messages:
    19
    Likes Received:
    2
    Gender:
    Male
    Just curios, where would the best place to sell this book? :)
     
  19. Reaver

    Reaver Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

    Joined:
    Aug 6, 2015
    Messages:
    1,904
    Likes Received:
    5,465
    Gender:
    Female
    WaFo. For $25 you can sell any kind of shit imaginable. Just check out the WSO section if you think I'm kidding. It is 100% not moderated. Just pay the fee and post.

    And people whine about our marketplace.
     
  20. littlewebdragon

    littlewebdragon Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2007
    Messages:
    1,754
    Likes Received:
    1,157
    Occupation:
    Occupation
    Location:
    Location
    Are you kidding? Only $25? This quality easily goes $45+ any given time, even without $28.279.,00 (7 figure) bonuses!