So, this is my first journey like this. I've been really constipated for the last several months, and decided I'm gonna turn over a new leaf. I'm sick and tired of my asshole thinking it has it made in the shade, sipping cups of KY with a little umbrella poking out the side like it's lounging on some tropical beach, only doing real bowel movement work maybe once every 2 days. My plan: I will eat at least one deep fried item with every meal. I figure to have a healthy ass, I need to get it in shape, so I'm gonna buy a set of buttplugs, gradually increasing the diameter until I can do a 3 inch diameter gape. NO MORE RECEPTIVE ANAL A 6 pack of Natural Light an hour before bed Wish me luck.