Journey to 3 bowel movements a day

PFreely

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So, this is my first journey like this. I've been really constipated for the last several months, and decided I'm gonna turn over a new leaf. I'm sick and tired of my asshole thinking it has it made in the shade, sipping cups of KY with a little umbrella poking out the side like it's lounging on some tropical beach, only doing real bowel movement work maybe once every 2 days.

My plan:

1. I will eat at least one deep fried item with every meal.
2. I figure to have a healthy ass, I need to get it in shape, so I'm gonna buy a set of buttplugs, gradually increasing the diameter until I can do a 3 inch diameter gape.
3. NO MORE RECEPTIVE ANAL
4. A 6 pack of Natural Light an hour before bed

Wish me luck.

 

customerblast

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Good luck

 

gussieboi

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Going to be sad if you dont succeed on this journey...

 

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local13

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BOOOM! too funny

 

iFreelancer

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lol good luck

 

Mr Dingle

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Now that's what you call SEO
Shit Expulsion Optimization

 

pandaman2123

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lmao "christian"

 

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Floopa75

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Make sure to get high DA links to get the SEO juices flowing.

 

WizGizmo

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Thread moved to the BlackHat Lounge.

 

umerjutt00

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PFreely said:

1. I figure to have a healthy ass, I need to get it in shape, so I'm gonna buy a set of buttplugs, gradually increasing the diameter until I can do a 3 inch diameter gape.

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lol what this have to do with constipation.

 

waqas_ibrahim

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Good Luck with your journey, I hope you scale it up.

 

The Magician

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Top quality shit posting! Love it.

If you're successful I might outsource some of my shitting to you.

 

Mrnewbie

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DunDidIt2X

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This is, literally, a shitty thread.

 

topcalibercontent

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Truly inspiring. Following!

Good luck OP.

 

Clare Jane

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Asshole.

 

indianfreak

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Oh shit! After being successful, don't forget to write an ebook about your method(s). You know where to sell it, don't you?

 

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local13

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Just curios, where would the best place to sell this book?

 

Reaver

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local13 said:

Just curios, where would the best place to sell this book?

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WaFo. For $25 you can sell any kind of shit imaginable. Just check out the WSO section if you think I'm kidding. It is 100% not moderated. Just pay the fee and post.

And people whine about our marketplace.

 

littlewebdragon

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alwaysinvisible said:

WaFo. For $25 you can sell any kind of shit imaginable. Just check out the WSO section if you think I'm kidding. It is 100% not moderated. Just pay the fee and post.

And people whine about our marketplace.

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Are you kidding? Only $25? This quality easily goes $45+ any given time, even without $28.279.,00 (7 figure) bonuses!