poop

So you're doing a poop and the poop hits the water at the perfect angle which causes the toilet water to splashback with a force that rivals Goku and it kisses your bumhole. Cold feeling.

So, this is my first journey like this. I've been really constipated for the last several months, and decided I'm gonna turn over a new leaf. I'm sick and tired of my asshole thinking it has it made in the shade, sipping cups of KY with a little umbrella poking out the side like it's lounging on...