Journey to 3 bowel movements a day

[PFreely]

So, this is my first journey like this. I've been really constipated for the last several months, and decided I'm gonna turn over a new leaf. I'm sick and tired of my asshole thinking it has it made in the shade, sipping cups of KY with a little umbrella poking out the side like it's lounging on some tropical beach, only doing real bowel movement work maybe once every 2 days.

My plan:

1. I will eat at least one deep fried item with every meal.
2. I figure to have a healthy ass, I need to get it in shape, so I'm gonna buy a set of buttplugs, gradually increasing the diameter until I can do a 3 inch diameter gape.
3. NO MORE RECEPTIVE ANAL
4. A 6 pack of Natural Light an hour before bed

Wish me luck.

 

[customerblast]

Good luck

 

[gussieboi]

Going to be sad if you dont succeed on this journey...

 

[local13]

BOOOM! too funny

 

[iFreelancer]

lol good luck

 

[Mr Dingle]

Now that's what you call SEO
Shit Expulsion Optimization

 

[pandaman2123]

lmao "christian"

 

[Floopa75]

Make sure to get high DA links to get the SEO juices flowing.

 

[WizGizmo]

Thread moved to the BlackHat Lounge.

 

[umerjutt00]

1. I figure to have a healthy ass, I need to get it in shape, so I'm gonna buy a set of buttplugs, gradually increasing the diameter until I can do a 3 inch diameter gape.

lol what this have to do with constipation.

 

[waqas_ibrahim]

Good Luck with your journey, I hope you scale it up.

 

[The Magician]

Top quality shit posting! Love it.

If you're successful I might outsource some of my shitting to you.

 

[Mrnewbie]

 

[DunDidIt2X]

This is, literally, a shitty thread.

 

[topcalibercontent]

Truly inspiring. Following!

Good luck OP.

 

[Clare Jane]

Asshole.

 

[indianfreak]

Oh shit! After being successful, don't forget to write an ebook about your method(s). You know where to sell it, don't you?

 

[local13]

Just curios, where would the best place to sell this book?

 

[Reaver]

Just curios, where would the best place to sell this book?

WaFo. For $25 you can sell any kind of shit imaginable. Just check out the WSO section if you think I'm kidding. It is 100% not moderated. Just pay the fee and post.

And people whine about our marketplace.

 

[littlewebdragon]

WaFo. For $25 you can sell any kind of shit imaginable. Just check out the WSO section if you think I'm kidding. It is 100% not moderated. Just pay the fee and post.

And people whine about our marketplace.

Are you kidding? Only $25? This quality easily goes $45+ any given time, even without $28.279.,00 (7 figure) bonuses!