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I'm going to sue Google!

Discussion in 'Black Hat SEO' started by reallife, Oct 6, 2012.

  1. reallife

    reallife Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    I just recovered my balance from EMD and Panda updates...now Penguin....I got totally woozy, fell down and gashed my head. I'm going to sue G for the cost of my medical bills.
     
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    ^ This guy might be on to something. Any one know if google sells hot coffee they can accidently on purpose spill on my lap?
     
  3. DaleTheDog

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    Lol, have fun getting past their team of high-end lawyers. But yea, Google has been a huge pain in the a$$ for many online marketers in recent times.
     
  4. cash202

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    In term of impact on online markets, Google is like a force of nature. You are saying something like "I am going to sue God for the hurricane that wiped out my store in a beachside town".
     
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    yeah, and im going to sue some pornstars for the jizz they took from me. Good luck!
     
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    Whoa, That gives me an idea. Sue the church! They represent god do they not? :p
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Good luck with that.There is no harm in dreaming.
     
  11. reallife

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    It was a joke, people. Wow.
     
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  12. iamagoodp3rson

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    Instead of suing google try to sue Matt Cutts. Say that Matt Cutts hacked thousands of sites and lowered their rankings lol.
     
  13. sfidirectory

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    Do you think that a Multi-billion dollar company with such a high reputation would even cast an eye to any claim like yours? I bet they won't - it would have to be huge for them to feel any more threatened...
     
  14. cash202

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    What church, man? There are many of them and they can even agree on what the god really is and which god and is there a one or many gods or none.
     
  15. clevelandslim

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    Let me know how that goes for you.....
     
  16. Vaolla

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    Nobody stills gets it! :)
     
  17. mdsurf

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    could you atleast post this in the lounge instead of wasting our time on the bh seo section
     
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  18. phr0zt

    phr0zt Regular Member

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    this is definitely a lounge-material post
     
  19. mdsurf

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    although the one compliment i do have for the OP is his avatar, that episode of south park is hands down one of the best!
     
  20. redrubies

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    He was using dry humor. Personally, I am a fan of dry humor and thought his post was funny.