I'm going to sue Google!

[reallife]

I just recovered my balance from EMD and Panda updates...now Penguin....I got totally woozy, fell down and gashed my head. I'm going to sue G for the cost of my medical bills.

 

[downornot]

^ This guy might be on to something. Any one know if google sells hot coffee they can accidently on purpose spill on my lap?

 

[DaleTheDog]

Lol, have fun getting past their team of high-end lawyers. But yea, Google has been a huge pain in the a$$ for many online marketers in recent times.

 

[cash202]

I just recovered my balance from EMD and Panda updates...now Penguin....I got totally woozy, fell down and gashed my head. I'm going to sue G for the cost of my medical bills.

In term of impact on online markets, Google is like a force of nature. You are saying something like "I am going to sue God for the hurricane that wiped out my store in a beachside town".

 

[a32335]

yeah, and im going to sue some pornstars for the jizz they took from me. Good luck!

 

[dheer]

Good luck with it brah.

 

[downornot]

In term of impact on online markets, Google is like a force of nature. You are saying something like "I am going to sue God for the hurricane that wiped out my store in a beachside town".

Whoa, That gives me an idea. Sue the church! They represent god do they not?

 

[stevejohns]

https://twitter.com/mattcutts/status/254335294063656960

sigh! most likely googles pre halloween party.

 

[richcamp]

 

[nihalsad]

I just recovered my balance from EMD and Panda updates...now Penguin....I got totally woozy, fell down and gashed my head. I'm going to sue G for the cost of my medical bills.

Good luck with that.There is no harm in dreaming.

 

[reallife]

It was a joke, people. Wow.

 

[iamagoodp3rson]

Instead of suing google try to sue Matt Cutts. Say that Matt Cutts hacked thousands of sites and lowered their rankings lol.

 

[sfidirectory]

Do you think that a Multi-billion dollar company with such a high reputation would even cast an eye to any claim like yours? I bet they won't - it would have to be huge for them to feel any more threatened...

 

[cash202]

Whoa, That gives me an idea. Sue the church! They represent god do they not?

What church, man? There are many of them and they can even agree on what the god really is and which god and is there a one or many gods or none.

 

[clevelandslim]

Let me know how that goes for you.....

 

[Vaolla]

It was a joke, people. Wow.

Nobody stills gets it!

 

[mdsurf]

could you atleast post this in the lounge instead of wasting our time on the bh seo section

 

[X]

this is definitely a lounge-material post

 

[mdsurf]

although the one compliment i do have for the OP is his avatar, that episode of south park is hands down one of the best!

 

[redrubies]

In term of impact on online markets, Google is like a force of nature. You are saying something like "I am going to sue God for the hurricane that wiped out my store in a beachside town".

He was using dry humor. Personally, I am a fan of dry humor and thought his post was funny.