I have a drug test in 4 days HELP!!!

Well, you MAY flush out the metabolites with water but at that point your urine will practically look like water.. so the person testing would probably be suspecting you of cheating the test.

Now if you can find some clean pee from someone you can bring in a full syringe in your pants and it's cool. I have no way of knowing how it's going to be with you, but sometimes they watch your back as you urinate to make sure you're not cheating.. but I am certain with some engineering (a little plastic baggie with pee connected with a little hose with a cap/clamp on the end for example), some l33t KGB skills and >practice< at home you can pretty much fool them.

It's your call, good luck.

Otherwise, testing for MJ is utter bs.. making you feel like some sort of criminal.
 
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i remember in some movie someone strapped a pee bag to their leg and ran a tube from it.
 
[Bender];3978755 said:
Now if you can find some clean pee from someone you can bring in a full syringe in your pants and it's cool. I have no way of knowing how it's going to be with you, but sometimes they watch your back as you urinate to make sure you're not cheating.. but I am certain with some engineering (a little plastic baggie with pee connected with a little hose with a cap/clamp on the end for example), some l33t KGB skills and >practice< at home you can pretty much fool them.
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angelas111 said:
i remember in some movie someone strapped a pee bag to their leg and ran a tube from it.
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Or just make a fake penis such as the one from Boogie Nights, same size to store enough urine, add a plastic 1 way nipple valve which requires pressure to release the urine, then even if they are watching you actually pee, you can just let them stare in awe as you fly through the test.

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cool0403 said:
First of all, you havent even told us what you smoked how the hell are we supposed to know if you were chasing the dragon, hitting crack pipe , smoking crystal, or simply blowing some trees.They each get out of your system at different times.
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ROFL , Was about to ask him something similar :P
 
I know drinking cranberry juice can help alot. I've done it before, when I got tested, and I was clean :D
 
When they send you in the bathroom with a cup for a urine sample, come out and hand them a stool sample instead. It works every time. :D However, one additional tip... Do not eat peanuts or corn two days before the test.

Are you on some sort of probation, parole or is this test for employment?
 
Search up a product called Urine luck.. Its a tea that gives you like a 5 hour window I believe, drink it a hour before you have to go in and you should be straight.
 
If the piss test is any good at all, they'll catch your high creatine levels, if you are super diluted, most will make you wait it out and piss again, and again until they get a non-dilute sample to give you a pass or fail. You can get some pretty intense 5 day detoxes that will run you clean relatively quick if you delay the piss test. Back in the day I used to just binge on coffee and cranberry juice, and I'd passed tests during periods of heavy smoking on as little as 8 days notice doing this. The only real key is to take whatever will make you piss a lot. Lay off the red meat during this period too. Chicken, fish and rice.
 
dankerman666 said:
Hey why not just go get your marijuana card and then tell them up front you have a prescription for it and you do no other drugs.
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Not how it works, they can still choose not to hire you based on the fact that your drug usage, prescription or otherwise, could impair your ability to safely perform your job. Most places that do this kind of drug testing do so for safety reasons. It's completely within an employers right to deny you employment based on your physical ability to perform the job.
 
You got 4 days to convince government legalizing it :P
 
Get someone else's pee and put it in a small pipette. attach that to your boxers somehow and get a small plastic tube to run under your penis.

When they ask you to pee in the sample jar don't remove your boxers and just take your penis out and press on the pipette. You shoul be fine as I don't think someone's going to be staring at you dick.
 
Man in 4 days you can do it without any extra medication you need to buy.
I have been smoking since i was 14 and 13 years later i have passed over 5 tests and am doing fine....
If you have 4 days i suggest you start working out HARD! While dirinking LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS of water to the point you are pissing every 15minutes. What the working out will do is remove the extra "weed pours" on your skin that will also have a effect on the urin test, it will also help with the body getting ride of the fluids faster since you are working your body to its hardest. With the water you really cant go wrong. It will clean up your system. If you think that is not enough, goto your local vitamin shop and tell them exactly what it is for and they will give you the best product. Most places will try to beat you in the head and give you the expensive shit, but since you don't know any better you don't have a choice. Its $30 or not getting your job or what ever... Not a big deal in my eyes.

Ohh yea, don't eat any "spungy" type food like red meat, rice....
 
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