I have a drug test in 4 days HELP!!!

This thread scares me. I hope it gets deleted. Basically every post is about the OP risking his health really dangerously to pass a drug test. DO NOT DRINK BLEACH. DO NOT take diuretics without following the instructions on the package, and do research on the safety precautions you should take before using them. Mixing a lot of these strategies together is VERY DANGEROUS. You don't need to worry about your drug test results if you are DEAD or your kidneys fail.
 
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Hey why not just go get your marijuana card and then tell them up front you have a prescription for it and you do no other drugs. Once they verify that, it would be discrimination to deny you the job on that basis ;)

I don't know where you live but that's a good option if your in one of the states that provide marijuana as an alternative medicine for your....(cough) ailments :D

Best wishes for landing the gig and honesty goes a long way, most times companies don't care if you smoke weed, its the hardcore stuff they don't want to see.

But otherwise some good tips here, flush your system with lots of citric fluids and water. If you can afford it go to your local head shop and buy a synthetic piss kit.

As a side note maybe that would be a good niche to start a site around detox products and piss kits lmao.
 
pr0xy said:
Thanks for all the replies guys, I'm thinking I'll try CranActin. Also I'm gonna take lots of water and creatine, along with vitamins. Hope it works!
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Getting someone else's clean urine is the best way to go. Not everyone has this option or is comfortable with it.

Diluting won't be too hard if you aren't a chronic smoker (I get the idea that you're not). And if you don't smoke between now and your test in a few days, you should be golden.

Tutorials abound online on how to doctor your urine, so check around if you don't find the information you need here.

Supplement with creatine now until your test. The day of your test, DRINK WATER ALL DAY. As in, wake up early, DRINK A TALL GLASS OF WATER, eat some breakfast, MOAR WATER, take a shower, MOAR WATER.

Seriously, before you get to the test center you should have urinated several times already. Take your B-complex 1-2 hours before test time, and be sure you take about 500% the daily dosage.

The highest concentration of metabolites will be in your first pee of the day. While peeing, the beginning and end of your stream will also contain higher concentrations. Don't begin collecting their specimen until you've begun peeing already (even 1-2 seconds is enough).

Don't break a sweat. I've done this several times before. Worst case scenario is they tell you to retake because it was too dilute.
 
Do you even know for sure what type of drug test they are giving you? Is it going to be urine, blood, or hair follicles?

If it's a hair follicle test and you've smoked very recently, then there's a good chance you are screwed. Even shaving your head, you'll still leave the follicles. They do have masking agents that you can apply to the hair but the tests are becoming more advanced. Depending on how advanced will determine your possibility of success.

If it's urine or blood, get yourself into a suana and sweat it out while constantly hydrating yourself. Not that this is such an effective method but it's better than nothing.

The most important thing you can do right now is to obviously not smoke or do any drugs. There should be some lag so if you fail the test, claim that it must be a false positive and ask to retake it. Hopefully it'll all be out of your system.
 
Not sure if you can buy "regidron" in your city, but it worked for me.
 
Do they look at your peepee? If not the fake pee will work fine. Its a little nerve wrecking going in but it works best.
 
Do not drink bleach. Geez.

For one, if you don't smoke often and you have a decent metabolism, then it may pass on its own. Go to walmart and get a thc test in the health and beauty section. They are >$20. If you're positive, then go to your local head shop and get a cleanser. They get asked that all the time, they'll point you in the right direction.
 
Actually, I wouldn't try to fool a drugs test. You have a good chance of failing and taking all these nice meds people are advising sounds a lot like smoking sugar to not be selected for the draft.

Since they are nice enough to tell you when the test is due, and you still have 4 days, I would find out how to get sick.
If for some reason you start puking, and empty out your bowels, at work... Nobody is going to think there is a connection.
Go out, have some clams... (or find something to stop the constipation)

By the time you get back, in a week or so, it has been 2 weeks since you last smoked. (Food poisoning can last for 10 days.) If this was the first time you did since a while, you might stand a chance.Don't get sick the day of the test, don't tell your friends, don't mention the test at all as people are smart enough to make a connection.

Just my 2 cents, ignore as you see fit. Good luck. :)
 
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Smuggle non-drug pee in? No? Jus in case ;).
 
Get Niacin! It has to be the flush kind though. The stuff will make you feel like you have poison oak for about 30 min not long after taking it. Also, if you go to a pipe shop you can ask them for something that will disguise your urine for up to 24 hrs. Both worked for me. Get tons of exercise too, if it's some other test. I have no clue.

Good Luck!
 
In my experience your body composition and weight is something that is often overlooked in this. If you have low body fat, under say 180lbs and have a decent metabolism 4 days should be plenty of time. Heavy exercise with a supplement such as NOXplode will help flush your system, though do not excercise the day of your test. In addition make sure you piss a few times before the test as the first piss you take each morning will be the dirtiest. I passed a govt. test with a three day window like this.
 
Plenty of water and you will be fine.

About 2 years ago I smoked a little on Friday night, found out Saturday that I had to take a test on Monday.

Sunday morning I started drinking water. Lots of water. Got to were I was pissing about every 30 minutes. After I pissed, I'd drink a 16 oz. glass of water. Did that all day. Got up early Monday and did the same.

Passed the urine test with no problem and yes they sent it off to a lab be tested.

Now I only hit a joint like 5 times and was the first I had smoked in a couple of months. Also at the time I had very little body fat (where most of the traces of thc are stored for long periods)

Be careful about taking stuff to clean out your system because I have heard that they will test for those substances as well. Not sure if its true but is what I have heard.
 
1L of milk in the morning and another before bed.

1L of limonade in the meadle of the day.

go run all day long.......

it worked for me long time ago..is it realy a drug test? if yes, then 4 days i dont know mate..... do what i said and good luck.

ps: better if you get some clean urine from a friend ;)
 
crap lots of water and diuretics.. try some migraine pills because that sucks the water out of your blood (hopefully with the drugs)
 
Haha, this should be a nail biter.

The water method works, but they also know you've been drinking an abnormal amount of water. Depending on how stringent the job position is, this could screw you over too.

Good luck
 
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