I have a drug test in 4 days HELP!!!

Well here's some advice for the future. Drug tests are to make sure you're not doing drugs. So if you don't do drugs, there won't be a problem. Simple, yet effective.
 
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1st - You guys are going to kill this kid or his kidneys with your suggestions.

2nd - The suggestion to use someone else's pee is from the movies. MOST places check temperature first. This is why you do it at a medical office and not in some dark basement.

3rd - MOST places check for diluted urine and will just ask you to come back if they can't get a reading. This may may not be such a bad idea, but may also reveal to management that "something" was up. They are legally allowed to not hire you for suspicion.

4th - THC is stored in your body fat which is why it ends up in your urine in the first place. Drink lots of water and go sit in a sauna for a few days (make sure you don't take that literally...spend like 10-15 minutes max, per day). It doesn't matter how much you pee, if it makes it to your body fat, no amount of peeing with "clean" you out.

5th - Schedule your drug test (if you can) for later in the day. This is because the urine that stores up in you overnight will be the most concentrated. In either case, make sure you pee about an hour and a half before your appointment while continuing to drink lots of water. This should give you maximum flush.

6th (Bonus if you're not a regular smoker) - THC typically stays in your system for 3 days. BEFORE PEOPLE FLAME ME, this is for a typical non-smoker. If you're a regular smoker, it could take up to 30 days to completely clear (sometimes more). Also, it is not a grantee that it will stay in your system if you smoked a little one night. THC dissipates in about 20 hours if it doesn't get sucked up by your fat metaboloids. Really depends on your metabolism - I.E. if you are one of those super skinny, I can eat an elephant and a small child, body types.

7th (Another bonus if your employer is cheap) - Most employers only require the test for Opiates, Amphetamines and the immediate presence of alcohol. They have to pay more for the THC test.

Good luck! Positive thoughts. Though I never get why people panic so much. It's not like they call the police and arrest you for failing the test.

Good rule of thumb though...if you are unemployed, don't smoke until you are. While I don't buy the brain cell/permanent damage argument, you also don't need to "kick back and relax" until you're taking care of yourself and your responsibilities.
 
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Well, it looks like you should not have smoked a few days ago. It is really causing you so much anxiety. Having a drug test gave you the jitters. In the first place, you have to quit smoking.
 
Pot stays in your system for a long time. Go to the dollar store and buy a cheap test kit. If you fail and you will don't bother showing up for your real test.
 
Well if we don't hear from the OP soon then we can assume that he didn't pass his test and
has been locked up. I hope I'm wrong though.
 
Here is a little suggestion from the herbal-medicine section:

If you want your body to shed a lot of water (especially water which was stored in fatty tissue) drink tea from birch-leaves. Preferably fresh leaves directly from the tree. About a handful in a litre of water.

You will probably have the longest pee of your life after about 20-30 minutes and go in half-hour or hour intervals from there. Start to drink a lot of water after the first run, to keep your kidneys safe and prevent dehydration.

If there is a chance to pass the test by washing out, this will do it.

Legal disclaimer: Consult you doctor about this beforehand, dont overdoo, dont think you can put responsibility for your own actions on someone else.
 
dirtbag said:
Not how it works, they can still choose not to hire you based on the fact that your drug usage, prescription or otherwise, could impair your ability to safely perform your job. Most places that do this kind of drug testing do so for safety reasons. It's completely within an employers right to deny you employment based on your physical ability to perform the job.
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It's actually called discrimination in some cases. If you have alternative medical needs and you explicitly convey that it stays at home (ie; insomnia) they have to be careful not to deny you a job on that premise alone.

Why yes if your a stereotypical pothead dumbass (no hate, just sayin) they will most likely see you as a liability and deny you employment before even getting a drug test because it does cost them money, and why take a chance on someone that has no reliable identifiers.

Funny how alchohol is still legal and is the cause of most accidents everywhere, it's really sad but that's another discussion.

I puff trees also and in moderation. I have a prescription and IM work comes before medicine, if your responsible with it you can benefit but in immature hands its useless and will hold that person back extremely in life.
 
Well, you can do what you want, THC can be detected for 6 weeks so no chance pal.
Pospone the test or use a salt dispenser filled with urin from a friend which dont do drugs. Place it in your underwear and fill it in the bottle while peeing.

If some watches you , you are fucked.
 
I think he's already arested, cause it is more than 2 days from his drug test. Or he died from all of these advices :smoker:
 
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