I have a drug test in 4 days HELP!!!

imttawen · Mar 14, 2012

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redrubies · Mar 14, 2012

Don't take all that stuff. Just go to the store and buy the fake pee. My brother-in-law is a cop. All the cops use it. You put it in your pocket, go in the bathroom, and pour it in the cup. I will text him and ask what the name of it is.

BombaRuLz · Mar 14, 2012

Drink lot of yoghurt

Best luck, try to pass the test somehow, brake your leg or something.

redrubies · Mar 14, 2012

He doesn't know the brand name. He said that he goes to the porn store and asks for synthetic urine and they go in the back and get it for him. He said to make sure it's heated to room temperature. I just did a google search. Apparently synthetic urine is a big business. Who knew? lol

brwipens · Mar 14, 2012

Ouroboros said:
Getting someone else's clean urine is the best way to go. Not everyone has this option or is comfortable with it.

Diluting won't be too hard if you aren't a chronic smoker (I get the idea that you're not). And if you don't smoke between now and your test in a few days, you should be golden.

Tutorials abound online on how to doctor your urine, so check around if you don't find the information you need here.

Supplement with creatine now until your test. The day of your test, DRINK WATER ALL DAY. As in, wake up early, DRINK A TALL GLASS OF WATER, eat some breakfast, MOAR WATER, take a shower, MOAR WATER.

Seriously, before you get to the test center you should have urinated several times already. Take your B-complex 1-2 hours before test time, and be sure you take about 500% the daily dosage.

The highest concentration of metabolites will be in your first pee of the day. While peeing, the beginning and end of your stream will also contain higher concentrations. Don't begin collecting their specimen until you've begun peeing already (even 1-2 seconds is enough).

Don't break a sweat. I've done this several times before. Worst case scenario is they tell you to retake because it was too dilute.

The above is the best advice I've read in this thread unless you can get your hands on fake/powdered urine AND this will be a totally unsupervised drug test as you actually have to heat the synthetic urine some or your "piss" will not be the proper temp and that's a fail.

What you are doing is diluting your urine sample. It's impossible to "flush" the THC 100% out of your system with some miracle remedy but you don't have to anyway. Just get enough out that u pass the drug test. Because you know when the test will be, you know how to time all the water drinking(dilution), creatine(replace what you are going to be pissing out ahead of time) and vitamin B(color).

Oh yeah, forget the vinegar....that's some urban myth and total BS. It's also not the safest stuff to drink anyway.

Follow the advice and you'll very likely pass any urine test.

johndoejohndoe · Mar 14, 2012

I would probably get used to jail since it seems you're not too bright or have any sense of self-control. Good luck.

MojoSoDope · Mar 14, 2012

Roll another one up.

LOL but seriously drink a shit ton of cranberry juice, water mixed with vinegar,
and shave your head, because they can also take hair samples.

redrubies · Mar 14, 2012

Here is a very good review from the pot forum. He said not to take anything because it doesn't always work. He says which synthetic urine to buy and he gives useful tips. http://www.420magazine.com/forums/420-product-reviews/159612-clean-stream-synthetic-urine-kit.html I wouldn't use someone else's pee. You can't heat it up.

dirtbag · Mar 14, 2012

As for heating of synthetic or "borrowed" urine, most of what I've seenand heard of being done in the past involved strapping your punch of piss right up against your body so it is warmed to body temperature. I dunno how tests are now, but the company I used to work for hard like a 70% fail percentage, and they caught just about all the quick fix bypasses. Your best bet is always going to be pissing it all out naturally. Hair samples are pretty damn rare, if it's for a job and they're willing to take a hair sample they're so serious about it, fuck em.

tooslim · Mar 15, 2012

work out hard! go on runs, drink idiotic amounts of cranberry juice, piss like a mother f*ckin race horse and find a sauna/steam room and sit in it to sweat out everything every chance you get

youll be fine

axus_auto · Mar 15, 2012

The question is ... why do you have a drugs test?

johndoejohndoe · Mar 15, 2012

The question is ... why do you have a drugs test?

? Hopefully he's not in any trouble if he doesn't pass it...
Sometimes tests are company policy before being hired, if you're in a major sports league, other times it is court ordered if you are on probation after you've been caught having possession or intent to sell. I'm sure there's other reasons.

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mickyfu · Mar 15, 2012

Good luck to you if you smoke it a lot, it can take months to get rid of traces of it. If they are going to do a hair sample, you are fucked. Drink all the water you like, it is not going to get rid of it out of your hair. Best thing is to set fire to your hair.

johndoejohndoe · Mar 15, 2012

If it's for a job, and your urine is diluted by drinking too much water, then you'll definitely fail, no questions asked.

CallMeSmoke · Mar 15, 2012

THE DRUG NIACIN....

Take that...it burns toxins out of your system. Take it at before bed as it burns like alll hell. The only problem is that it can also be detected in your system. Take that asap, and just start drinking plenty of water...forget about the vinegar, bleach, and all that other stuff people are suggesting.

ExecutiveCloser · Mar 15, 2012

I smoked once, awhile ago. I went to a concert the day before a job interview. I used the clear eyes method.

You take clear eyes, you know "do your eyes feel dry", put it in my mouth. Put in in the piss container and then gave it a swirl with my finger. What do you know I passed.

But who wants to pass piss test anyways.

If this is for the law enforcement IDk but if its for a job....fuck em.

seochris96 · Mar 15, 2012

Didn't read all the replies, so in case it hasn't been said ...

CRANBERRY FORMULA! Natural diuretic that makes you piss a shitload and scrapes all the residue out of your cell walls.

You can get it from just about anywhere, it's undetectable in drug tests, and it's cheap.

Take 2 pills every hour and you'll be clean in a day or two.

I passed one after smoking 36 hours before when I used to smoke weed (like 10 years go)!

lol

dewaz · Mar 15, 2012

drink a lot of soda. it's works here.

a lot!

bennyb · Mar 15, 2012

Google is your friend. There is a tons and tons of information available online. Please don't tell me you couldn't find any. There is a synthetic urine, there are pills for cleansing, various drinks and shamppp for hair!
Besides what the hell are you doing smoking pot 6 days before the piss test !?
Pissing alot is hardly gonna help you. THC binds to the fat cells and breaks down over time.
If you are a heavy smoker then you will have to wait up to 45-60 days depending on how fat are you. If you are a skinny ass wormy looking feller then you should be clean in three weeks. Three weeks is managable time . You can fuck off and come up with all kinds of lame excuses such as car broke down on the way to piss lab, flu, sick , diarhea, vomiting...aunt died, dog died, mother in law died, battery in a car died... Be creative..
And FFS don't wear your black hat on the testing day - it definitely not gonna save your pot head.

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