Google and Girlfriend - amazingly similar behaviour

mahnazkut

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I have realized that Google search engine and my girlfriend behaves ironically similar!
I would like to share some of the points with you. If you like, add more:


  • I can never predict or know exactly what she wants. Similarly, I could not know what Google wants from me to rank.
  • If I push too hard She runs away. I have to pretend that I am not desperate about her. SEO success in Google needs hard work but also you don't want to look like you are trying too hard.
  • Every once in a month she needs an "update". During this period, she behaves even worse and unpredictable. Google does same (penguin, panda, Algorithm updates..)
  • She hates to be cheated or lied, obviously. Even I am not cheating she could still get paranoid and crazy. Cheating your way to high rankings on Google won't work, and even if it does for short period, you can be penalized for long. Even you are not cheating, Google can get paranoid and still slap you!
  • I have to be patient to get her love me, If I rush things it won't work. Also to rank on Google you have to wait and be patient.
  • I love her and even I complain about her, I cannot live without her. We all webmasters complain about google but can't quit.


    Albert Einstein's definition of INSANITY : "Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
    For Google; If you do "The same things" to rank , it would give you different results!! You have to be Insane to be a SEO, believing doing the same f*ng thing but expecting different outcome.
 
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but u must keep one favourite at least :)
 
Some collation up there man... you either took the driver's seat with them or trying to make your life a better place to live :P
 
Both google and Gf can easily drive you crazy.
 
never put all eggs in one basket.
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don't say that your gf loves matt cutts. (google loves him)
 
Google pays twitter to rank twitter, that's kind of girl-like shit
 
But can Google do the dishes?
Neither She does anyway..;)
 
Another one -

During bachelor hood we always keep looking other girls and similarly for Google we keep looking for other sources of traffic :)
 
Google and women should be the same.

You'll get on top of both of them if you have money.
 
Another One

Google don't have Boobs but have G O O G L E looks like boobies
 
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