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Geek Damsel In Distress - SOS

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by ShawnEM, Jul 11, 2011.

  1. ShawnEM

    ShawnEM Newbie

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    Hey Geeks, I find myself in a crappy situation. Got screwed over big time by a guy. He walked out and left me with no money, an eviction notice and utilities being turned off. Not good at being a victim. I'm a little dazed but soooo not going to throw in the towel. Not looking for a handout, not looking for anybody to get the guy that did this to me, I just want a way to get back on track - get my life back. At this time I am scared shitless. truly. I can't hardly think straight.

    I am a webmaster and affiliate marketer. My servers are offline. I'm not sure what to do. Used to walking that gray line. I need a programmer to partner with. Lets make some money. Seriously, we can be broke or we can harness the infinite energy of the net and make some money. Lets put our heads together and do what we need to do. I have accounts with at least 75 different affiliate companies. Surely there is something that we can do together. I am willing to do whatever it takes. - There are NO jobs in this area, NONE. My only hope is the net.

    Serious replies only. No time for ignorance. I'm currently in Keystone Heights, FL. Close enough to Jax, Gainesville, Ocala and Orlando. There are NO jobs here. I NEED HELP!

    Please, somebody help me. Will do whatever it takes. WILL NOT FAIL!
     
  2. wowhaxor

    wowhaxor Executive VIP Premium Member

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    I just moved from Jax beach or I would've done what I could :(

    Best of luck and I've been there before (minus the guy issue), just smile and enjoy the sunshine it'll all work out in the end.
     
  3. BassTrackerBoats

    BassTrackerBoats Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    If you're in Keystone, there really are no jobs out there.

    I'm not far, Middleburg, but I have no programming experience at all.

    I'm not half bad with SEO though.
     
  4. teeniegenie

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    Jeez - that is the understatement of the day! Your linkpushing SEO is the best!
     
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  5. t0mmy

    t0mmy Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    what CPA accounts do you have? I may be able to point you towards help if you have certain ones
     
  6. kanitza

    kanitza Newbie

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    Sounds like desperation or a solid gimmick. If true, i think the Lady really does need help from those nearby to the locales she has mentioned.

    Best of luck!
     
  7. Tirade

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    tl;dr: I'M A GIRL. GIVE ME MONEY.

    Note how the word "please" does not appear once in this entire thread. She just assumes BHW will drop everything and help her. Entitlement complex, anyone?
     
  8. SahL

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    How do you know people on BHW are so generious ?? :D

    I wish some one helps you , if your for real.

    Good luck
     
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  9. Chronos

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    [​IMG]


    All jokes aside, I do believe that this is probably a dude trying to eWhore us all.


    The title alone makes it sound like a craigslist f4m ad.
     
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  10. Tirade

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    P.S.

    FTFY OP

    Yeah, I got trolled. :(
     
  11. StartupBros

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    Have you met a girl without an entitlement complex?
    Like how she added where she lives in there too :rolleyes:

     
  12. Virus1

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    might be true.... might be a scam.. might not...

    but sometimes life is hard on you.... you just forget how to do things right... like asking with a please at the end..
    she is under a lot of stress...


    had she been in Dallas...i might of found her a job....


    if she is truthful or not.....May GOD help her either way..
     
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  13. angelas111

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    sorry for your troubles, but you may want to take the time to read the rules. based on your post count you are not eligible to post jv threads yet. hopefully they don't ban you but don't be surprised if they do.
     
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    It's a guy. :) Check the words used. :)

    And no I'm not going to pinpoint which words/phrase gave him away. LOL
     
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    td;dr: Ill suck your dick for money
     
  16. LHaskins

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    OP,

    You just joined today....you have zero post count.....but you have lots of aff networks, ect......so how about you tell us about your other BHW account that you use here.

    You are probably going to tell us that your boyfriend has a account here....so give us the name of that account........

    I'm sorry, but this just does not ring true, you are going to have to prove you are what you claim to be. Otherwise you are just a ewhore looking for a handout.
     
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    TTIWWP (This Thread Is Worthless Without Pics)
     
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  18. ShawnEM

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    I am not a guy. I am not a scammer. I fucking don't know what to do!! - I've been looking at this forum for the last few years, this and wicked fire. I chose to make this post here because you guys are not as mean as wicked fire. Gee i'm sorry that I didn't say please. How's this PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!

    Last year I was living in St Augustine. My websites were online and I was renting an adorable house on the banks of a marsh. My monthy nut was around $3500 and I was doing fine. Then I met this guy...he took me for a huge ride. I don't know how it happened. My servers are offline, i have friggin scars on my body and my brain is scarred. I wound up in Jacksonville. We lived there for 2 months. I have no friends. One day he left. 2 days later there was an eviction notice on the door and then the electric company and Comcast sent their final notices. He left me with $40. I went on Craigslist. I was absolutely terrified. Seriously, I've never been so scared in my life. I have no family to call. Parents are dead, no brothers or sisters. Craigslist had a rooms for rent post in Keystone Heights. I chose it because it's far away from here. This guy came and got me. I thought it would be OK because he has a daughter. It is so NOT OK!!!

    At first he was nice but two days later he started hitting on me. I rejected him and now he's pretty mean. i have NO money. I've taken 2 different jobs that I found on Craigslist. Internet marketing jobs. Both of them ripped me off. this last one the guy (from Saudi Arabia) paid me $80 for a weeks worth of work, told me he would make me his second wife and that I would have everything that his first wife had, house, car, etc...his protection was supposed to do it for me. This morning I demanded payment, he fired me and the next thing you know the cops in Gainesville (where he is) called me and asked me if I threatened him. This redneck that I'm staying with wants me to leave. I don't know what to do.

    I swear to God that my story is true. I'm not asking for anything except for one of you people who knows how to make money fast show me what to do or let me help you do whatever it is that you do and pay me for helping. I'm really scared right now and my head isn't working really well. I really need help. I just want my life back.

    one thing is for sure. the bastard that did this to me is going to burn in hell if there is a hell...

    I need help. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!!!!

    If anyone would consider helping me and you want to make sure that I'm real i would talk to you on the phone. Just please somnebody help. All you people who think I'm a fake, please stop it. i'm not. i'm real and I'm really scared.
     
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  19. Chronos

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    I agree, pics (preferably nude), or GTFO.
     
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  20. ShawnEM

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    I swear that I'm a good person. I believe in Karma and I don't know why this is happening to me. I just need help.