evilman11
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lol, almost forgot, don't forget to bring some of this with you, you'll probably need it
Geek Damsel In Distress - SOS
- Thread starter ShawnEM
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lol, almost forgot, don't forget to bring some of this with you, you'll probably need it
that is because your thread is in the lounge section. scroll up and you'll see FAQ. Click that and read the first question.
BENNY8877
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It's because you are posting in the lounge section. These posts do not count towards your total post count.
cheesecheese
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You want some fast money? Go put up an ad in an escort directory. Say you're new. Look at the other listings and charge something around the mid-range mark. Set up a couple of bookings - outcall only, which means you visit them.
Get pretty, put on a dress. Go to the room, say hello, get the money up front. Then ask him what he'd like to do. When he suggests anything that might be borderline illegal like taking your clothes off or anything sexual, say NO, THAT IS ILLEGAL. ARE YOU ASKING ME TO COMMIT A CRIME? Suggest watching something on TV instead. He'll be embarrassed and you'll have him on the back foot, and if you don't leave immediately he'll probably ask you to leave himself. NO REFUNDS, BITCHES.
You can pull this stunt quite a few times before the word gets out that you're not a pro. You'll have your seed money in no time.
No, you won't be beaten, killed, raped or otherwise. It'll be the last thing the guy is expecting and he'll be too confused to do anything about it. And he won't be calling the cops. "Blah blah hooker didn't put out, fraud!" He'll be the one arrested, not you
Best of luck.
Get pretty, put on a dress. Go to the room, say hello, get the money up front. Then ask him what he'd like to do. When he suggests anything that might be borderline illegal like taking your clothes off or anything sexual, say NO, THAT IS ILLEGAL. ARE YOU ASKING ME TO COMMIT A CRIME? Suggest watching something on TV instead. He'll be embarrassed and you'll have him on the back foot, and if you don't leave immediately he'll probably ask you to leave himself. NO REFUNDS, BITCHES.
You can pull this stunt quite a few times before the word gets out that you're not a pro. You'll have your seed money in no time.
No, you won't be beaten, killed, raped or otherwise. It'll be the last thing the guy is expecting and he'll be too confused to do anything about it. And he won't be calling the cops. "Blah blah hooker didn't put out, fraud!" He'll be the one arrested, not you
Best of luck.
cheesecheese
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- Mar 22, 2010
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Get lost then.
Your post count is not going up because you are posting in the Lounge...posts here don't count.
If you have so little money....why are you not going to the welfare office and getting help and food stamps?? I'm sure even a small little town has a welfare office. Also, check to see if you can get any help from the local churches.
Check to see if there is a womens shelter.
If you want money quick, your best bet is to do it offline, very few things online pay the same day, or even the same week.
You can earn some money quick if you are willing to put in a little work.
For example, go to the hardware store and buy some paint stencils and black spray paint. Start knocking on doors and offer to paint the house number on the curb of the house. Charge $10 to 15 dollars....by the end of the day, you should have made at least $150.
You could also donate plasma for a quick $40 to $60 bucks.
The lady that lives next door to me has been out of work for 3 years, but she does child care now and makes enough to keep her house and pay all her bills.
If you have so little money....why are you not going to the welfare office and getting help and food stamps?? I'm sure even a small little town has a welfare office. Also, check to see if you can get any help from the local churches.
Check to see if there is a womens shelter.
If you want money quick, your best bet is to do it offline, very few things online pay the same day, or even the same week.
You can earn some money quick if you are willing to put in a little work.
For example, go to the hardware store and buy some paint stencils and black spray paint. Start knocking on doors and offer to paint the house number on the curb of the house. Charge $10 to 15 dollars....by the end of the day, you should have made at least $150.
You could also donate plasma for a quick $40 to $60 bucks.
The lady that lives next door to me has been out of work for 3 years, but she does child care now and makes enough to keep her house and pay all her bills.
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roamer
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- Dec 2, 2008
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You mentioned you're a webmaster, right?. There are lots of gigs you can get outside of fiverr that will bring cash relatively fast. If you have basic or good html/css skills you could be making a decent amount even if at first you go the cheap route. Also, fiverr. You could be selling, I dunno, video reviews, css and html coding, full web designs, etc. That'll take a while to get you cash, but will work too.
If you're in a panic mode just take a few deep breaths and start using your brain in a logic fashion and you'll be fine.
If you're in a panic mode just take a few deep breaths and start using your brain in a logic fashion and you'll be fine.
wowhaxor
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- Apr 28, 2007
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This is the best post ever. I was missing Jax the other day - now not so much
I lived in Jax Beach but lotsa friends from OP/Middleburg area
Thanks.
I just got a link to fivrr. I'm not much of a web designer. I can write though. I'm a really good writer.
Deep breathes. I know that you're right. see, the reason that i'm in panic mode is well...every thing that's happened, lol...but I've taken 2 marketing jobs in the past 2 1/2 weeks and have been ripped off by both. AMAZING. I'm usually a very optimistic person but i'm very scared and depressed now. Putting a thread on this site and having to read all of these disturbed peoples remarks really doesn't help.
I'll get through this. I know that someone here will show me some useful information. I'm not looking for a handout. i'm looking for a way out. I didn't do this to me. Someone else did and this is not right.
cheesecheese
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- Mar 22, 2010
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Hey, I can give you a way out. I can show you some useful information. Now put on the dress.
Yes I'm joking. No one can show you information, you have to go find it yourself. Lucky for you everything you need is laid out here in nice easy categories. Stop asking, start doing.
Yes I'm joking. No one can show you information, you have to go find it yourself. Lucky for you everything you need is laid out here in nice easy categories. Stop asking, start doing.
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roamer
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I've developed a thick skin by now, but sometimes the overly macho/d-bag attitudes hit home. I usually just count to ten and refrain from taking it personally and posting an angry (useless) wall of text.
Now, to be fair, you're in a forum that used to have an e-w*ring section, with lots of cliche female internet personas, so it's only natural that people experience aversion if they feel you're playing your fem-card to get some kind of advantage.
But you did!. Understanding that we are responsible for our choices and learning from our mistakes is what allows us to evolve as individuals. Placing all the blame elsewhere is not rational.
I hope you get back on track asap and become a regular contributing member of this sui generis community.
Keep your chin up and a stiff upper lip.
cheesecheese
Newbie
- Mar 22, 2010
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There are a lot more women here than it seems.
I will but never as ShawnEM. As the ever so astute trolls mentioned in the very beginning of this thread, this is not my first account on this site. I actually really like this site. I knew what was going to happen when I posted this thread and that's why I made this account. I am hoping to find real and useful information here mixed in with the garbage. I have and actually, I'm grateful. Keep it coming.
I hope that someone who lives close to me will want to meet to talk. That way that person can report back that I'm real. - For instance, that Middleburg guy.
I never thought that I'd be in this situation. Think about this. What i'm posting on this thread is minimal. There is no way that i'd reveal all here. why should i? My life has been hell for a while. I need a way out. I want my life back.
wowhaxor
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- Apr 28, 2007
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You want some fast money? Go put up an ad in an escort directory. Say you're new. Look at the other listings and charge something around the mid-range mark. Set up a couple of bookings - outcall only, which means you visit them.
Get pretty, put on a dress. Go to the room, say hello, get the money up front. Then ask him what he'd like to do. When he suggests anything that might be borderline illegal like taking your clothes off or anything sexual, say NO, THAT IS ILLEGAL. ARE YOU ASKING ME TO COMMIT A CRIME? Suggest watching something on TV instead. He'll be embarrassed and you'll have him on the back foot, and if you don't leave immediately he'll probably ask you to leave himself. NO REFUNDS, BITCHES.
You can pull this stunt quite a few times before the word gets out that you're not a pro. You'll have your seed money in no time.
No, you won't be beaten, killed, raped or otherwise. It'll be the last thing the guy is expecting and he'll be too confused to do anything about it. And he won't be calling the cops. "Blah blah hooker didn't put out, fraud!" He'll be the one arrested, not you
Best of luck.
This is actually common. There was an article in the paper about girls offer massages. They hinted at it being a code word for sex and were charging like $350 for a 20 minute massage and were really hot. They'd show up, get the cash and bust out a straight up legal massage and act all offended if they dude had the balls to bring up anything sexual. I say more fucking power to them.
so your admiting you have 2 accounts shawn? you do know about ips right? they can check what your other account is and you do know your not allowed 2 accounts right?
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