Discussion in 'Making Money' started by asimmons1989, Feb 2, 2017.
Sell your girlfriend.
dont be rude you obviously have no clue on how to make money since you watch threads like a dog... next
you thing she is that good looking
What you can actually do to get $1000 in a short amount of time, but with a lot of work is to buy a few lottery tickets for a pot that is almost ending. The hard work goes into clenching your hands and hoping you win
If good lookin, sell her once.
If bad lookin, rent her 50X.
if you can make 1000 bucks really quick, keep doing it over and over and scale up untill you are a millionaire.
you might as well ask how can i turn 150 bucks into 100k in six months.
thanks.. i dont really have six months...
Provide a service of some sort. There is no "quick" way to make $1000...
If you have skills however, then it becomes much easier... selling time for money.
You could try selling duck quacks to swans
Whore yourself out to 10 ugly chicks for $100 apiece.
Or one really ugly chick for $1000.
swans are fucking cheapskates and never pay up, those smug pretty bastards.
OK, ignore all those rude posts, I have a full proof, sure fire, guaranteed method to make a $1,000 a day, with an investment of only $40, normally, I would charge $299 for my proven method, but SURPRISE, I am running a special sale right now for only $109, I mean, WHAT are the chances you would be looking for a sure fire, proven, fool proof, guaranteed method to make $1,000 quickly, with a max investment of $140, and I have such a method available for only $109 plus a cost of $40. Man, talk about such a GREAT opportunity!
I don't accept online payments unfortunately, that is how the Bildurburg/Illuminati track people, just cash for me, small unmarked, nonsequencial bills in a paper bag left at a predetermined location. If you accept, we can set this up...
Not a lot of money in that...
lol .. That was awesome reply
We all write stupid shit sometimes op no need to delete it.
This seems absolutely legit. I'd definitely go for it if I had the $109
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