Can I Make 1000 Bucks Really Quick?

[asimmons1989]

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[Heisenberg]

 

[bartosimpsonio]

Sell your girlfriend.

 

[datsunguy]

how I can get 1000 bucks really quick

I dont have an initial investment.

 

[asimmons1989]

dont be rude you obviously have no clue on how to make money since you watch threads like a dog... next

 

[W9go]

Sell your girlfriend.

you thing she is that good looking

 

[Jiung]

What you can actually do to get $1000 in a short amount of time, but with a lot of work is to buy a few lottery tickets for a pot that is almost ending. The hard work goes into clenching your hands and hoping you win

 

[bartosimpsonio]

you thing she is that good looking

If good lookin, sell her once.

If bad lookin, rent her 50X.

 

[asimmons1989]

anything else?

 

[datsunguy]

if you can make 1000 bucks really quick, keep doing it over and over and scale up untill you are a millionaire.

you might as well ask how can i turn 150 bucks into 100k in six months.

 

[asimmons1989]

if you can make 1000 bucks really quick, keep doing it over and over and scale up untill you are a millionaire.

you might as well ask how can i turn 150 bucks into 100k in six months.

thanks.. i dont really have six months...

 

[Optic88]

Provide a service of some sort. There is no "quick" way to make $1000...

If you have skills however, then it becomes much easier... selling time for money.

 

[Hawkster]

You could try selling duck quacks to swans

 

[Reaver]

Whore yourself out to 10 ugly chicks for $100 apiece.

Or one really ugly chick for $1000.

 

[datsunguy]

You could try selling duck quacks to swans

swans are fucking cheapskates and never pay up, those smug pretty bastards.



...fuck swans.

 

[patriotnews]

OK, ignore all those rude posts, I have a full proof, sure fire, guaranteed method to make a $1,000 a day, with an investment of only $40, normally, I would charge $299 for my proven method, but SURPRISE, I am running a special sale right now for only $109, I mean, WHAT are the chances you would be looking for a sure fire, proven, fool proof, guaranteed method to make $1,000 quickly, with a max investment of $140, and I have such a method available for only $109 plus a cost of $40. Man, talk about such a GREAT opportunity!
I don't accept online payments unfortunately, that is how the Bildurburg/Illuminati track people, just cash for me, small unmarked, nonsequencial bills in a paper bag left at a predetermined location. If you accept, we can set this up...

 

[patriotnews]

...fuck swans.

Not a lot of money in that...

 

[Wizi Marketing]

lol .. That was awesome reply

 

[dondada7]

We all write stupid shit sometimes op no need to delete it.

 

[bartosimpsonio]

OK, ignore all those rude posts, I have a full proof, sure fire, guaranteed method to make a $1,000 a day, with an investment of only $40, normally, I would charge $299 for my proven method, but SURPRISE, I am running a special sale right now for only $109, I mean, WHAT are the chances you would be looking for a sure fire, proven, fool proof, guaranteed method to make $1,000 quickly, with a max investment of $140, and I have such a method available for only $109 plus a cost of $40. Man, talk about such a GREAT opportunity!
I don't accept online payments unfortunately, that is how the Bildurburg/Illuminati track people, just cash for me, small unmarked, nonsequencial bills in a paper bag left at a predetermined location. If you accept, we can set this up...

This seems absolutely legit. I'd definitely go for it if I had the $109