Anyone willing to adopt a newbie?

DamageX said:

Isn't it a bit of a stretch, going from that to selling dildos online?

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Ha...ever read the Song of Solomon? The English translators have tamed the Hebrew idioms quite a bit...let's just say that when the man speaks about drinking spiced wine from the woman's navel, he wasn't talking about her belly button. ;-)

christianbed said:

Ha...ever read the Song of Solomon? The English translators have tamed the Hebrew idioms quite a bit...let's just say that when the man speaks about drinking spiced wine from the woman's navel, he wasn't talking about her belly button. ;-)

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Song of Solomon is actually a pretty good read as are some other old testament books if you take the time to see what is being said.

Just passing by here to say hi and welcome.

There are a ton of "Watch me make xx,xxx dollars a month" threads on here. Just read what they are doing and follow along.

Tried, tested, and true.

Are you Walter White ?

remmy1uk said:

Hey MR-KNOW-IT-ALL why the flaming if you can't help him just dont bother replying on the thread because he's a noob doesnt warrant you to post a pathetic post like yours, everyone started been a noob.

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umad?

I still read this forum 10 hours a day..... Its because you guys are so damn entertaining.:croc:

QUOTE=TheSuperSensation;3149221]start reading bhw 6 hours a day. I think i read about 10 hours a day when I was new..[/QUOTE]

shadowcat said:

"...I myself is a...

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Does that even make sense?

Reading BHW Is Like Drinking From A Firehose, You'll Get Very Wet But You Probably Will Still Be Thirsty.

Just tell me what have done before asking for help.. Help should go only for those who deserve it. Because I find many posters here who are trying hard to help you, but if you are not implementing what they are saying, then their help goes in to garbage.

I neither want to be hard not feed you with a spoon at the moment.. What have you done after joining this forum? did you browse around? did read and implement any of the above suggestions?

christianbed said:

Ouch, Grizzly! I'm actually an MBA/PhD

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You made it that far in college and yet you still don't know how to use a search bar? You should ask your university for a refund. ound:ound:ound:ound:ound:

i'd adopt female newbies in exchange for virtual blowjobs twice a day

elvis1973 said:

a pile of useful infographs that give you a visual leg up.

Code:

http://www.mediafire.com/?rtr42i99q0jqczq

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Some of this graphs are really helpful, even for advanced users. Highly recommend to download and study. And Elvis, thank you for sharing

if you will mention your skill tht might help you more mate

here's the best piece of advice that i can give you.

buy 10 domains. buy content for those 10 domains. buyseo power suite. buy scrapebox. buy xrumer. work them until you bomb them, and then buy 10 more.

The internet is very much like school in the way that the best lesson that your going to learn is at the very mercy of your own destructive means. The above stated list is very much tuition. the question is weather your paying for comm college, or ivy league. the smarter you are, the cheaper the tuition.

IF YOU DO ALL THE THINGS THAT THESE OTHER PEOPLE DO, IT WON'T WORK!

Big G spends half their money making searches better. They spend the other half hiding the technology that they use to catch you doing things like copying other people and making their same ridiculous patters.....a link wheel??? LOL that's some caveman stuff.....

So, refer to the top of this page for your 5 starting orders. This is THE ONLY WAY you will make money and potentially be profitable...hell i have no doubt about the profitability part, the only question is that do you have the aptitude and patience to make changes to those sites, and see the effects on the sites based on seo you have done. After you blow up and deindex 10 or 20, you will have a good feel for what works, and what doesn't

It only took me 40 or 50 sites or so, and i found out exacly what i needed to know, and i have a dynamite formula called hard work that is amazing

Kikerinka said:

Some of this graphs are really helpful, even for advanced users. Highly recommend to download and study. And Elvis, thank you for sharing

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Wow...amazing stuff...thanks for drawing our attention to this!

Big thank you man...checked out SEO Suite last night and just got Scrapebox...a lot to learn, but I had no idea that such tools existed. I also appreciate the time it must have taken you to find out what works; don't have to tell you that there are so many tools/gimmicks/etc floating around, it is nearly impossible for a noob to separate the proverbial wheat from the chaff...hate to waste time and $ on junk.

Tirade said:

You made it that far in college and yet you still don't know how to use a search bar? You should ask your university for a refund. ound:ound:ound:ound:ound:

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Ok, I'll bite. You speak of a time before the intertubewebnets were invented...(he he). Anyway, I did some searching and tried a few things, as I posted earlier--however, I came to the end of my rope when I realized that I was on a road with 1000 forks! Why not ask experienced travelers for directions? Moreover, not to go all existential on you, but how does one search for something they don't know, especially when they don't know what they don't know? Like, if you had no prior knowledge that something like Neoplatonic philosophy existed, would you ever know to read people like Plotinus, Proclus and Iamblicus unless someone pointed you to Neoplatonism, in general, then suggested their writings for further study? Prolly not.

Thanks for the perspective Jim...it is always good to get constructive feedback like yours. I appreciate the time you took out of your day to share that with me. Cheers.