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Answer Of A Brilliant Student

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  1. mikeypimps

    mikeypimps Newbie

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    ANSWERS OF A BRILLIANT STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% -
    A MOST LOGICAL STUDENT.





    I would have given him 100%...............


    Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?



    * His last battle.



    Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?



    * At the bottom of the page.



    Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?



    * Liquid.



    Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?



    * Marriage.



    Q5. What is the main reason for failure?



    * Exams.



    Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?



    * Lunch & dinner.



    Q7. What looks like half an apple?



    * The other half.



    Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?



    * It will simply become wet.



    Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ??



    * No problem, he sleeps at night.



    Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?



    * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..



    Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples



    and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?



    * Very large hands.



    Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take



    four men to build it?



    * No time at all, the wall is already built.



    Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?



    ยทConcrete floors are hard to crack.



    Just thought about sharing this. Funny stuff!



     
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  2. Azraeil

    Azraeil Junior Member

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    Haha this is brilliant indeed :p Thx for the share
     
  3. xooromat

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    thats good :D thanks!
     
  4. sgettingmad25

    sgettingmad25 Newbie

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    funny :)
     
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    Hagal Registered Member

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    Napoleon did not die in a battle : )
     
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  6. mikeypimps

    mikeypimps Newbie

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    lol no problem :D
     
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    LOL I love it, great way to start my day! :D
     
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    There is a technically correct name for these type of people

    The technically correct name for them depends on the situation.

    If you are a student and write these answers on a test... the term is "smart ass"

    If you are applying for a job and you write these answers.... the term is "unemployed"


    Same student answered this ..

    Q: Have you found Jesus?
    A: No. I did not know he was lost.
     
  10. mikeypimps

    mikeypimps Newbie

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    Oh man, you killed my thread already lol
     
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    Proof of how common sense is deemed wrong these days and the question is always correct. If the question is wrong, then the appropriate answer should be marked right if it matches the question :)
     
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    Don't mind him... funny as hell! Thanks and shared on fb bud ;)
     
  13. mikeypimps

    mikeypimps Newbie

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    Lol thanks! Glad you liked it.