17 British Slang Terms Americans Should Start Using Immediately

We dont really say "minted" we say "Got a bit of wedge" or "Broosted"


depends which part of england your're from. Down here in south-east we say minted, or BA BARACUS=BROKE!!!
 
Good friend of mine from the UK always used "cockup" as in:
Miley Cyrus' performance at the VMA's was a total cockup.
 
Do people in England use the word fanny? or is that just a word that we Scots use?
 
Yorkshire slang

a reight bobby dazzler meaning a good looking girl
 
Minted was a difficult word for me when I moved up north.

Minted=Loaded= Got lots of money.......useage "That guys got his own software company for high tech security stuff...hes Minted"

Mint=Immaculate condition useage "this one owner car is Mint condition"

Minty= Scruffy guy that smells, useage "that guy over there sitting in a pool of his own piss is a bit minty"

I used to get confused between minty and minted " how is that guy Minted he looks like a homeless ?"

Wanker is still the king of British swear words..I believe its taking off in the US due to the inbetweeners. You need to look up the Viz comic Profannisaurus for some real gems though.
 
Thanks Duffers,
I forgot about that one he he
Code:
http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus.html


lulu
n. A lady who is getting on a bit, but is still worthy of lengthage. A gilf.

buddy breathing 1. n. In SCUBA diving, of two divers to share a mouthpiece in an emergency situation, taking it in turns to suck on the same oxygen supply. 2. n. In jazzular cinematography, of two actresses to share a genital, taking it in turns to suck on the same spongle supply.

skittling n. Dining at the Y during rag week. From the popular fruit-flavoured confectionery catchphrase, ie. 'Taste the rainbow'.



oner n. The line of condensed arse cleft perspiration left on a plastic seat after it has been sat on in the summer months.
Upon exiting a taxi and preparing to pay, one might point to the seat and say, 'There's a oner, keep the change.'


slappertite n. A hunger for loose women. 'Do you fancy a fuck, Bill?' 'No thanks, Hillary. I don't want to ruin my slappertite.'

 
Originally Posted by WizGizmo http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackhat-seo/blackhat-lounge/602978-17-british-slang-terms-americans-should-start-using-immediately.html#post6004592 Shagged a bloody bird a fortnight ago
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Shagged a bird is OK. Nobody says Shagged a bloody bird LOL, sounds like you were fucking her during her period haha!

haha also known as...

eggy soldier n. The result of taking a dip whilst the red flag is flying. :)
 
I'm trying to get Bollocks started over here in the US. That could sound wrong....
 
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