17 British Slang Terms Americans Should Start Using Immediately

Goal Line Technology said:

lol, I think that they have enough trouble with the overall little nuances of the language,
before we educate them with Cockney, Scouser, Scottish, Irish, Welsh, Geordie, mancs etc...
Cheers

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fatboy said:

I can do one on one training for English slang - you won't get taught the Queens English as I am a gobshite

Test 101 for the US people, define the following:

1. Chutney ferret
2. Clam jouster

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RushingWind said:

Got a few meanings from Google. Not sure if I wanna post them though lol

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cheekykent said:

Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

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fatboy said:

I can do one on one training for English slang - you won't get taught the Queens English as I am a gobshite

Test 101 for the US people, define the following:

1. Chutney ferret
2. Clam jouster

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ba_laz said:

u are 1 ****ing cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ****in sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****in gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer

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betatester4 said:

fck .. i really was hoping to find FAG in there OP
Sincerely,
YourBetatester

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Duffers5000 said:

Saw this one yesteray...Funny and thread Relevent........Most of the swears are bleeped but nsfw!

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James2 said:

Had a lovely ruby last night. Had to do toes to the khazi and have a Richard when I woke up though, me arris was in bits. Then back to the Uncle fred for a Barclay's over me bird's bristols. Harry monk all over the gaff.

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fatboy said:

See what happens when you talk about English slag, people dive in with the chav slag and then the old Cockney rhyming slang. By the end of the day the UK bods will be all over the forum and no bugger else will understand a word

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This post made me LMAO, honestly. Cheers A LOT

Techxan said:

Damn, all I ever use is "Bob's your uncle". I hate when I am the old slow guy.

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James2 said:

1. Homosexual fellow.
2. Phallus.

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Goal Line Technology said:

Its OK Techxan, you are doing fine with that one, but you will pick up more I am sure,
besides age is irrelvant, it the age within the heart and mind that matters... I know

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WizGizmo said:

Nah! . . . I am just a Damned Yankee trying to imitate a Limey.

Me Mum was born in the Motherland though.

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