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17 British Slang Terms Americans Should Start Using Immediately

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  1. Goal Line Technology

    Goal Line Technology Senior Member

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    17 British Slang Terms Americans Should Start Using Immediately

    I thought this might help members here, so that stuff does not get "Lost In Translation"...
    courtesy of buzzfeed :) Enjoy
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    http://www.buzzfeed.com/mackenziekruvant/british-slang-americans-should-start-using
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    Definition: A messed up situation
    How to use it: ?The VMAs were a total balls-up.?


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    Definition: Drinking heavily; going out for the purpose of drinking heavily
    How to use it: ?LiLo admitted she went on the piss pre-rehab.?




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    Definition: Being a loud mouth and/or offensive
    How to use it: ?Bill Maher can be kind of gobby.?




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    Definition: Penis
    How to use it: ?Did you see Alexander Skarsgard?s todger on True Blood?!?




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    Definition: A rear end
    How to use it: ?Chris Brown is a total arse.?




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    Definition: Testicles or something useless or of poor quality
    How to use it: ?Ben Affleck being cast as Batman is a load of bollocks!?




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    Description: Extremely drunk
    How to use it: ?Did you hear that David Cassidy was arrested for a DUI? Apparently he was legless.?




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    Definition: Exhausted
    How to use it: ?I was knackered after a weekend at Coachella.?




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    Definition: Upset or offended
    How to use it: ?It was so stupid when Taylor Swift was miffed at Amy Poehler and Tina Fey making fun of her.?




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    Definition: A disparaging term for cheap wine, especially cheap red wine.
    How to use it: ?Girls, a new episode of the Bachelorette is on tonight. I?ll print out the rules of the drinking game, you bring the plonk.?




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    Definition: Sexual intercourse
    How to use it: ?I hear it?s possible Mindy Kaling and James Franco may have a little rumpy pumpy on The Mindy Project this season.?




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    Definition: To fall head over heels
    How to use it: ?I?ll never forget when Jennifer Lawrence fell arse over tit at the Oscars.?




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    Definition: An idiot
    How to use it: ?Ryan Lochte is such a wazzock.?




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    Definition: Sexually attractive
    How to use it: ?Ryan Gosling is fit.?




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    Definition: An upset stomach or feeling of acute nervousness
    How To Use It: ?Before I met Harry Styles I got a serious case of the collywobbles.?




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    Definition: To be wealthy
    How to use it: ?Bieber can buy whatever car he wants. He?s minted.?




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    Definition: Nonsense
    How to use it: ?People being angry about Miley at the VMAs is such tosh.?
     
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    when the hell did tadger become todger!! thats what i want to know.
     
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  3. Goal Line Technology

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    It was always a todger to me? :)
    as in Roger Todger?
     
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    I wouldn't call that pic a todger it's more like a tinkle!
     
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    I would love to experiment these since we were taught british english during our school days but i was basically a back bencher cracking jokes :( which is why my english not that good....
     
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    Good list.

    Pretty sure Wanker isn't used in the USA, or in the same way as it is here
     
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    North/South divide Mate, darn sarth Todger, oop norf Tadger
     
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    The term "BackBencher" has an entirely different meaning over here :)
     
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    They wouldn't suck a on a "fag butt" in the states either :cockblock

    Well some might!
     
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    *English Accent* I'm bloody finna be fitted and minted!
     
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    Shagged a bloody bird a fortnight ago :)
     
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    Shagged a bird is OK. Nobody says Shagged a bloody bird LOL, sounds like you were fucking her during her period haha!
     
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    Ha, I thought I was in the boozer chatting to one of my mates, there Wiz.



    I once asked an American girl if I could lick her fanny, came away looking like this :

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    Sounds like Yorkshire Dales dialect to me.
     
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    Oh well . . . you can't blame a bloke for giving it a go! :)
     
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    The only thing i can think of after i saw this thread is the following picture:

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    Nah! . . . I am just a Damned Yankee trying to imitate a Limey. :)

    Me Mum was born in the Motherland though.
     
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    We dont really say "minted" we say "Got a bit of wedge" or "Broosted"
     
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    Cushty- I use this word every day, and most of the people in my country will know what I mean when saying this, thanks to Del Boy and Rodney
     
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    In Liverpool possibly yes lol :)

    (btw, off topic, but Everton were the winners in yesterdays transfer window, Congratulations)
     
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