17 British Slang Terms Americans Should Start Using Immediately

There are too many to name. The most obscure I think an American wouldn't get is "fannying around".
 
17 British Slang Terms Americans Should Start Using Immediately

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Definition: Testicles or something useless or of poor quality
How to use it: "Ben Affleck being cast as Batman is a load of bollocks!"
I wonder how your testicles can be useless :o
 
Yep, because we all know Americans don't have enough slang of our own! I do like the term "bollocks" but I'm not sure why.
 
Here's a nice list of words for the interested:

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http://www.effingpot.com/slang.shtml
 
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.
 
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

Very good you CheekyKent :)
 
1. agony aunt - advice columnist (a.k.a "dear abby")

2. iron monger - hardware store

3. chemist - pharmacist
 
ta - thanks- many americans I know say its lazy I tell them they talk to much
are kid(not how its said)-brother or welcome to someone "alright r kid"
baghead-heroin addict
boss-scouse saying-it was good
scouse-someone from Liverpool
scally-someone whos low in society who's behaves bad
taxed-robbed
manc- someone from Manchester
backy- tobacco
jog on- move on or there will be trouble.
dogs bollocks-good
arse- your bum
 
Skint or Brassic

LOL, haven't heard brassic in a while. But yeah, that's a classic.

my all time fav is "wanking cunt"

also

eating fur burger=licking pussy
muffdiving=same thing
arsewipe=same meaning as prick, wanker
wank stain= same meaning as prick, wanker, as in "you fuckin wankin stain"
flying fuck= same meaning as don't care. as in " i don't give a flying fuck"

but these are mostly sarf london slang, there's also london street slang such as

blud=friend, as in "oi, blud, wass happenin?
man don't pet blud= means this guy ain't to be messed with

there's loads more but can't be arsed writing! LOL

EDIT: And how can you forget the timeless classic, YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU MUG!!!!
 
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I see still there is a lot to learn for me. However, I especially liked this one: "Ryan Lochte is such a wazzock." You hit the nail on the head ;)
 
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