[FREE] Facebook Fanpage Giveaway

[professional20]

CONTEST OVER

Greetings earthlings! ​

It's been a while since I gave anything away here, so here we are again. This time I have a Facebook Fan Page with just over 11,000 fans. I'll try to giveaway one of these fanpages at least once a week, exclusively here at BHW only. This particular fanpage has a lot of bi-lingual fans. English and Spanish speaking. Over 11k, real fans. What you do with them is up to you. For this contest all you have to do is post a joke, any type. It does not have to be the funniest one in the world for you to win, winner will be chosen at random.

Here are the rules:

• Winner Will Be Randomly Chosen
• You Can Post As Many Times As You Want, But Only One Will Count
• Must Have Over 25 Posts
• Neutral Or Positive Rep
• iTrader Of 0 or Higher

Contest Ends Today At 5pm Eastern Time Zone

Let The Games Begin!...Or The Jokes ​

 

[T2tkid]

I love free things! Especially facebook fan page!

 

[cpaaddict]

My wife asked me what would I put in the paper if she died.

I said "car for sale."

 

[parlenk]

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"Oh, come along with me then."
"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"
"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!" he said to the other man.
"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered.
"Bring them as well!"
They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "No problem, the grass at my home is about two feet tall."

 

[spenzo]

i love to win fan page...
i love BHW

 

[gothicanubis]

Oooo! ()

 

[jackdawson]

FREE Facebook Fanpage Giveaway??? WOW!!

 

[Dazzller007]

Lady 1: My son is very well behaved.
Lady 2: How can you say that? Wasn't he arrested and imprisoned for 5 years.
Lady 1: Yes, but he got out after 2 years for good behavior inside the jail.

 

[geniusmark]

this is a joke

 

[positivenote]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

 

[professional20]

Oooo! ()

FREE Facebook Fanpage Giveaway??? WOW!!

this is a joke

Posts like these will be considered as spam and will not be counted towards the drawing. Sorry.

 

[walandio]

a joke..
Is it okay if I post a funny gif..

I badly need a fanpage with a lot of likes..

watch until end..

 

[futurestunner]

Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted

 

[HealeyV3]

posts like these will be considered as spam and will not be counted towards the drawing. Sorry.

omg i love free facebook fanpages things!

 

[positivenote]

Three dogs are at the vet in the waiting room.

When the first dog asks the second dog what he's in for.

He answers, "My master bought a brand new carpet the other day, and at the first opportunity I soiled it, so now I've been brought here to be put to sleep. So what are you here for?"

The first dog replies grimly, "I'm also being put to sleep. My master had a table with a collection of expensive vases and while I was chasing my tail I accidentally bumped into the table and broke them all."

The two dogs then look over and ask the third dog what he's in for.

The third dog answers, "The reason I'm here is the other day my master stepped out of the shower and she bent over. I couldn't resist, so I jumped her from behind and took her like a wild animal!"

"So I guess you're also here to be put to sleep?" says the first dog.

The third dog answers, "Nope, I'm here to get my nails done."

 

[BluePiratez]

Thanks for Free Giveaway

My friend said to me one day "The school principal has your number on speed-dial"

 

[misulicus]

Heres my try to the win

One day, at an old ladys house a gentleman knocks, elegantly dressed with a vacuum cleaner in his hand.
The old lady barely opens the door and the man starts:
- I wish to present you the most performant vacuum cleaner of the century.
- I`m not interested, said the old woman.
- But wait theres more, the man said, while throwing a huge ammount of feces on the hallway rug.
- Have no fear madam, this vacuum cleaner will clean everything on the floor. I promise i will eat anything thats left behind of the vacuum cleaner.
After listening to the whole story, the woman turns to the man and said:
- I hope you have a big apetite cause i`m out of electricity since this morning.

 

[EvilEmperor]

Would love a fan page!

here's a good saying: " speak to my left hand 'cause you ain't right "

 

[mcc777]

Okay here is my entry (you said it didn't have to be funny but I think it's a hoot)

"people who really want to make money online should join the Warrior Forum and buy their WSO because they are the surest and fastest way to wealth!"

 

[Junior the goon]

There was this bus full of ugly people that crashed and everyone died. God felt sorry for them and decided to grant them all a wish. The first one said 'I want to be beautiful.' The second 'I want to be handsome.' This went on and on, people asking to be pretty, cute, handsome, just basically not ugly. When God got towards the end of the line, the last guy started cracking up. God ignored and kept fulfilling their wishes. Finally, when God came to the last guy, he announced 'I wish they were all ugly again!'

omg I hope I get this! I speak english and spanish im Dominican