solidsnake112
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Love thy neighbor all through the day... but first make sure her husband's away!
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[FREE] Facebook Fanpage Giveaway
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professional20
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Contest Winner: Positivenote
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Thanks all for participating! I saw quite a few jokes here that made me crack up!!
Hope to see you guys again on the next giveaway.
Contest Over
positivenote
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- Jan 12, 2009
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I collected my prize of as told by the OP..looking forward to participating in all other contest best believe that!!
Please i want it pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Wife : You keep my photo in the Wallet all the time?
Husband : Sure honey. When I have problems, I will look at your photo and the problems always seem to be gone.
Wife : See? I am your miracle right?
Husband : Of course. when I look at you I realize that what in the world could cause me more trouble!
Wife : You keep my photo in the Wallet all the time?
Husband : Sure honey. When I have problems, I will look at your photo and the problems always seem to be gone.
Wife : See? I am your miracle right?
Husband : Of course. when I look at you I realize that what in the world could cause me more trouble!
When elephant and ant got married
An ant and an elephant got married, despite the best advice of their friends.
During their first intercourse the elephant suffered a heart attack and died.
"Crap," said the ant, "five minutes of passion, and now I get to spend the rest of my life digging a grave."
An ant and an elephant got married, despite the best advice of their friends.
During their first intercourse the elephant suffered a heart attack and died.
"Crap," said the ant, "five minutes of passion, and now I get to spend the rest of my life digging a grave."
Professor7
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- Dec 9, 2011
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hello BHW members,,
i want fanpage,, i m in,,,
dont know i will win or not,,:dog_walk1
i want fanpage,, i m in,,,
dont know i will win or not,,:dog_walk1
nYXem
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- May 16, 2011
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18 yr old girl got pregnant, crying,
Mother says: Who was that crap?
Call him.
Half an hour later,a latest model limosine stops in front of their house & a mature grey hair in a vry expensive suit, steps out.
Man:Ur daughter has informed me the problem. However I can't marry her, but if a girl is born,I offer 2 stores,a villa & 2 millions.
If a boy born, then 2 factories & 5 millions but incase of miscarriage,
What do u suggest I do?"
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Mother:Try again sir!
Mother says: Who was that crap?
Call him.
Half an hour later,a latest model limosine stops in front of their house & a mature grey hair in a vry expensive suit, steps out.
Man:Ur daughter has informed me the problem. However I can't marry her, but if a girl is born,I offer 2 stores,a villa & 2 millions.
If a boy born, then 2 factories & 5 millions but incase of miscarriage,
What do u suggest I do?"
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Mother:Try again sir!
mrperfect314
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- Sep 10, 2011
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My mom thinks lol means lots of love one day she came to me and said to me our dog died lol
mrperfect314
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Count me in for the contest the joke is posted above hope everyone likes it
mrperfect314
Junior Member
- Sep 10, 2011
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Count me in for the contest the joke is posted above hope everyone likes it
khirad
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- Nov 10, 2009
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Contest ended
Any way here is Joke
|POPAT KA INTERVIEW|
Boss : There are two main rules
for our
company to select you
Applicant : What is it Sir ?
Boss : Our second rule is
Cleanliness , did you
wipe your feet on the mat near
the door
before coming in ?
Applicant : Yes Sir
Boss : Our First rule is
trustworthiness , and for
your information there isnt any
mat near the
Door
Any way here is Joke
|POPAT KA INTERVIEW|
Boss : There are two main rules
for our
company to select you
Applicant : What is it Sir ?
Boss : Our second rule is
Cleanliness , did you
wipe your feet on the mat near
the door
before coming in ?
Applicant : Yes Sir
Boss : Our First rule is
trustworthiness , and for
your information there isnt any
mat near the
Door
