Fellas, Elon Musk is selling Guest Posts!

Just received a mail from Elon Musk where he addressed me as Sir/Mam and has pleaded with me to buy one of his guest posts.
Dear Elon,

Thank you for your kind offer, but I'm afraid I'm not in the market for a guest post right now. However, if you ever need a test driver for your Tesla, feel free to give me a call!

Sincerely,
Daken
 
I guess Elon Musk was smoked up when he sent that email. So, he was confused, thinking that he was sending that email to the staff that he fired. There could be no other reason why Elon Musk started his email with "Sir/Mam".
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/to%20err%20is%20human. But, I am not sure if this also applies to humans from Mars.
 
Dear Elon,

Thank you for your kind offer, but I'm afraid I'm not in the market for a guest post right now. However, if you ever need a test driver for your Tesla, feel free to give me a call!

Sincerely,
Daken
haha :D
 
Just received a mail from Elon Musk where he addressed me as Sir/Mam and has pleaded with me to buy one of his guest posts.
Sir, my guest posts are very high metric and help u SERP
 
you should reply, if you need any beta tester new twitter product pm me xD
 
I paid him $100 deposit for some links about 2 years ago.

Still haven't got them
 
Just received a mail from Elon Musk where he addressed me as Sir/Mam and has pleaded with me to buy one of his guest posts.

Well, Tesla stock was dropping hard recently so hes gotta make money some how...
 
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