I'm putting my coin on market soon, its called ''MyPoopCoin'' its limited supply (based on DNA blockchain, cant fake this shit!), give or take hash/poop rate is around 1-2 kg - weekly, not sure how much pounds that it, does not matter wont be availabe for USA investors anyway, due to SEC regulations. PM me for real AIRdrop, with your geo coordinates for easy pickup.
Joking for sure, but really fundementally, I dont see how that is much diferent, even better its environmentally friendly, no need to burn coal etc. resources to build useless machines and waste eletricty, just for pointless task of moving eletrons around.