Mr.A : "Hi, AI, should I write my articles myself or hire a writer ?
AI : "The best thing to do is hire yourself to write your articles.
Me.A : "How do I do that ?"
AI : "Hire yourself and then use my intelligence to artificially write your articles, just with a click of a mouse. The articles may suck as far as Google rankings are concerned, but don't worry about that because Google algorithms itself sucks nowadays. And the best part of hiring yourself for writing your articles is that you can pay yourself whatever amount you wish per word of your article that you write for yourself. For example, you can even decide to pay yourself US$1 million per word. For paying yourself, hold the money in your left hand and give it to your right hand or hold the money in your right hand and give it to your left hand. It is as simple as that.
Mr.A : "Thank you, AI, your intelligence is highly appreciated and way beyond human Intelligence.
AI : "Thank you so much for the natural human appreciation.
Mr.A : "Bye, AI".
AI : "Bye, human being, I will soon be integrated within you as a chip".
Mr,A : "I love eating chips, bye AI".