Wipe yo ass vs Water
- Thread starter Spawnie
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You should piss on your feet to kill the bacteria on the shower floor.
James2
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Impressive...most impressive.
James2
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I just saw this...
The thought of wiping my shitty arse with my bear hand makes me shiver and anal sex forbidden? Like that doesn't go on in Arab countries. Come on man.
Armour King
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To save both toilet paper and water, just buy a cloth and a bottle of bleach (total $2) from the dollar store and only rinse in bowl of bleach once per week. This method lasts for about a year. ($2/365 = 0.54 of a penny per day).
James2
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He didn't say he was wiping his ass with his bear hand now did he? => "Its the default toilet with water pipe to clean yourslf...."
Also the fact that it is forbidden doesn't mean that every muslim comply with it, not to mention that not everyone in Arab countries are muslims.
AlreadyBanned
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I was like DAmmmmmnnnnnnn!
pasenseoso
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Now... Here's the irony.
We went to a 5 star hotel and I needed to drop a package to the toilet. To my surprise there isn't any water source to clean my anus but just a nice roll of tissue paper. Ok yeah I used the dimpled paper and used almost half of the roll wiping "it" excessively. And about an hour after, I felt really unpleasant and I needed to go back to the toilet to do some checking and yes I did some little exploration and got some good amount nibbles and nuggets of partially dried up fecal matters.. Never will I use toilet paper again.
We went to a 5 star hotel and I needed to drop a package to the toilet. To my surprise there isn't any water source to clean my anus but just a nice roll of tissue paper. Ok yeah I used the dimpled paper and used almost half of the roll wiping "it" excessively. And about an hour after, I felt really unpleasant and I needed to go back to the toilet to do some checking and yes I did some little exploration and got some good amount nibbles and nuggets of partially dried up fecal matters.. Never will I use toilet paper again.
muscleteen
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Urm.. Yeah... Doesn't HAVE TO be Dettol shower gel. Could be any other shower gel, really.
James2
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I thought you meant Dettol disinfectant. The stuff you sterilize toilets with and all that. That would burn.
PrinceVisi
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ahahhahahahha mine too man
Bokva
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Wrote a bot for this problem.
I thought to send it to Jr.VIP zone only, but here it is for all of you!
It's very simple, basically two do-while loops with two functions in it.
I made it in minutes so sorry for any bugs you discover during execution.
Hope it helps.
And DON'T ask for REVIEW COPIES, you got the whole code!
I thought to send it to Jr.VIP zone only, but here it is for all of you!
It's very simple, basically two do-while loops with two functions in it.
I made it in minutes so sorry for any bugs you discover during execution.
Code:
initialize();
WHITE = #ffffff;
toilet_paper_color = WHITE;
wet_wipes_color = WHITE;
do{
toilet_paper *tp = new toilet_paper;
tp->use_toilet_paper();
toilet_paper_color = tp->get_toilet_paper_color();
tp->delete();
}while(toilet_paper_color != WHITE);
do{
wet_wipe *wp = new wet_wipe;
wp->use_wet_wipes();
wet_wipes_color = wp->get_wet_wipes_color();
wp->delete();
}while(wet_wipes_color != WHITE);
// TODO:
// go through the do-while loops once more for variable sanitization
flush_all_variables();Hope it helps.
And DON'T ask for REVIEW COPIES, you got the whole code!
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