When asked: ´What do you do?´ What do you say?

When i met my current gf she obviously asked what i did.

Learned from the past, im now working in the IT branche since 8 months lol
 
I say I'm a translator (coz that is supposed to be my job :D). Not even my husband understands very well what I do, so why bother explaining to others.

I'm pretty sure an answer like "i make money on the internet" will only trigger more questions about how i do it and people will actually expect me to detail step-by-step
 
Many people, mostly good-looking ladies,
come to me, I cut the hands and neck first...
sometimes I cut those all at once, sometimes I
cut those one at a time... and also
whenever I feel like cutting...

For those works, I take money upfront because many,
well, just aren't able to pay me later.
Well, I understand why....






(I am also a pro dress-designer & dress-maker, you see.)
 
i say nothing related to web income, since it's not my #1 income source, so atm i'm just a programmer/analyst that does some part time internet marketing.
 
i'm the person who makes you look like unsuccessful, i tell this even to charlie sheen
jk

part time tourism manager/travel agent, part time IMer (even though there aren't any good expression for this on my own language)
 
I say that I am a writer even though it isn't my whole income. It satisfies people's curiosity, and it prevents them from asking about how they can do it as well (make money online).
 
Student ;)

And when my parents ask me "What do you keep doing all the day long in front of your PC"? My simple answer is "Studying latest researches and writing articles" :D

Bk...
 
I sell 1s and 0s through copper wire/optic fiber...

incase you don't get it, its all binary
 
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