When asked: ´What do you do?´ What do you say?

[Nocky69]

 

[M1ndfluX]

When i met my current gf she obviously asked what i did.

Learned from the past, im now working in the IT branche since 8 months lol

 

[abdoue2004]

web entrepreneur

 

[cbnoob]

My parents ask the same thing and my reply is: "i'm learning foreign language"

 

[hartian]

just say, "I mind my business.."

 

[teeniegenie]

Internet marketing

 

[derpywizard]

Marketing.

 

[Honiawa]

I say I'm a translator (coz that is supposed to be my job ). Not even my husband understands very well what I do, so why bother explaining to others.

I'm pretty sure an answer like "i make money on the internet" will only trigger more questions about how i do it and people will actually expect me to detail step-by-step

 

[srb888]

"Lots of people come to me, they pay me a lot, and then....
---- I shoot them."








(I am a pro photographer, you see.)

 

[srb888]

Many people, mostly good-looking ladies,
come to me, I cut the hands and neck first...
sometimes I cut those all at once, sometimes I
cut those one at a time... and also
whenever I feel like cutting...

For those works, I take money upfront because many,
well, just aren't able to pay me later.
Well, I understand why....






(I am also a pro dress-designer & dress-maker, you see.)

 

[pisco]

i say nothing related to web income, since it's not my #1 income source, so atm i'm just a programmer/analyst that does some part time internet marketing.

 

[Fwiffo]

"retired"

IM is just my retirement hobby

 

[HoNeYBiRD]

i'm the person who makes you look like unsuccessful, i tell this even to charlie sheen
jk

part time tourism manager/travel agent, part time IMer (even though there aren't any good expression for this on my own language)

 

[BENNY8877]

I say that I am a writer even though it isn't my whole income. It satisfies people's curiosity, and it prevents them from asking about how they can do it as well (make money online).

 

[rockyonfire]

Internet Marketing/Internet entrepreneur

 

[bk071]

Student

And when my parents ask me "What do you keep doing all the day long in front of your PC"? My simple answer is "Studying latest researches and writing articles"

Bk...

 

[Sanitarium]

Whats the best, coolest thing?!!

I say.. i would like to tell you, but then i'd have to kill you.

 

[Buzzika]

I sell 1s and 0s through copper wire/optic fiber...

incase you don't get it, its all binary

 

[thisguykills]

An internet entrepreneur!

 

[Baraba]

I answer PSA - public service accountant.