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When asked: ´What do you do?´ What do you say?

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  1. Nocky69

    Nocky69 Registered Member

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    I mean if someone asks you what do you do for a living... what do you reply back? Whats the best, coolest thing?!! Obviously I´m not saying you would say you´re a blackhatter... but do you say I work in internet marketing? Or cpa networks, or you are a publisher, IT consultant... or what?
    I work in a bunch of different areas, like cpa networks, adsense, ad networks, seo etc... just would like to have an answer for when someone asks what I do!
     
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    M1ndfluX Senior Member

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    When i met my current gf she obviously asked what i did.

    Learned from the past, im now working in the IT branche since 8 months lol
     
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    web entrepreneur
     
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    cbnoob Senior Member

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    My parents ask the same thing and my reply is: "i'm learning foreign language"
     
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    hartian Newbie

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    just say, "I mind my business.."
     
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    teeniegenie Supreme Member

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    derpywizard Regular Member

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    Marketing.
     
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    I say I'm a translator (coz that is supposed to be my job :D). Not even my husband understands very well what I do, so why bother explaining to others.

    I'm pretty sure an answer like "i make money on the internet" will only trigger more questions about how i do it and people will actually expect me to detail step-by-step
     
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    "Lots of people come to me, they pay me a lot, and then....
    ---- I shoot them."








    (I am a pro photographer, you see.)
     
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    srb888 Elite Member

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    Many people, mostly good-looking ladies,
    come to me, I cut the hands and neck first...
    sometimes I cut those all at once, sometimes I
    cut those one at a time... and also
    whenever I feel like cutting...

    For those works, I take money upfront because many,
    well, just aren't able to pay me later.
    Well, I understand why....






    (I am also a pro dress-designer & dress-maker, you see.)
     
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    i say nothing related to web income, since it's not my #1 income source, so atm i'm just a programmer/analyst that does some part time internet marketing.
     
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    "retired"

    IM is just my retirement hobby :)
     
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    i'm the person who makes you look like unsuccessful, i tell this even to charlie sheen
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    part time tourism manager/travel agent, part time IMer (even though there aren't any good expression for this on my own language)
     
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    I say that I am a writer even though it isn't my whole income. It satisfies people's curiosity, and it prevents them from asking about how they can do it as well (make money online).
     
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    Internet Marketing/Internet entrepreneur
     
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    And when my parents ask me "What do you keep doing all the day long in front of your PC"? My simple answer is "Studying latest researches and writing articles" :D

    Bk...
     
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    I say.. i would like to tell you, but then i'd have to kill you.
     
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    An internet entrepreneur!
     
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    I answer PSA - public service accountant.