What is the best fish joke ever?

Willyfish said:

@JavascriptPufferfish

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Vk316 said:

Not a joke but here is a clip that I like. The audio isn't edited.

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Ricky.Montana said:

Dad fish is listening to his daughter fish say her prayers before bedtime.
She says - God bless mommy fish and God bless daddy fish and God bless grandma fish and... goodbye grandpa fish.
He asks her - why did you say that?
I don't know, I just felt like saying it.
The next day, grandpa fish drops dead at the bottom of the sea. Wow, thinks dad fish, that's an odd coincidence.
A month later at bedtime, the daughter fish says - God bless mommy fish and daddy fish. And goodbye grandma fish.
Sure enough, the next day grandma fish pulled the last bubble through the gills.
The dad fish realizes this is more than a coincidence, but he is not sure what to do. He doesn't want to disturb his wife by telling her (Grandma fish and grandpa fish were her parents fishs).
Months go by and one night the fish is listening to his daughter fish saying her prayers at bedtime - God bless mommy fish....she turns her head and looks straight at him - and goodbye daddy fish. What!? are you sure honey? She nods. The fish's heart begins racing. He is so upset, he can't sleep at all that night.
The next day he goes off to work, but locks himself in his office. He takes the phone off the hook, cancels all his meetings and awaits the inevitable.
He stays at work past 5 because he feels secure there. He watches the hours tick by. Finally it is midnight and, with a stuck fish tail, he realizes he has cheated death. He swam home with all his nerves frazzled.
His wife fish is up in the attic of the shell and waiting for him - Where the Sahara were you today??! He replies - Don't shout, I've had an absolutely miserable day.
His wife fish then says - You had a miserable day? I'm the one who had a miserable day! First, Markus, the dolphin, was eaten by sharks...

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Ricky.Montana said:

Dad fish is listening to his daughter fish say her prayers before bedtime.
She says - God bless mommy fish and God bless daddy fish and God bless grandma fish and... goodbye grandpa fish.
He asks her - why did you say that?
I don't know, I just felt like saying it.
The next day, grandpa fish drops dead at the bottom of the sea. Wow, thinks dad fish, that's an odd coincidence.
A month later at bedtime, the daughter fish says - God bless mommy fish and daddy fish. And goodbye grandma fish.
Sure enough, the next day grandma fish pulled the last bubble through the gills.
The dad fish realizes this is more than a coincidence, but he is not sure what to do. He doesn't want to disturb his wife by telling her (Grandma fish and grandpa fish were her parents fishs).
Months go by and one night the fish is listening to his daughter fish saying her prayers at bedtime - God bless mommy fish....she turns her head and looks straight at him - and goodbye daddy fish. What!? are you sure honey? She nods. The fish's heart begins racing. He is so upset, he can't sleep at all that night.
The next day he goes off to work, but locks himself in his office. He takes the phone off the hook, cancels all his meetings and awaits the inevitable.
He stays at work past 5 because he feels secure there. He watches the hours tick by. Finally it is midnight and, with a stuck fish tail, he realizes he has cheated death. He swam home with all his nerves frazzled.
His wife fish is up in the attic of the shell and waiting for him - Where the Sahara were you today??! He replies - Don't shout, I've had an absolutely miserable day.
His wife fish then says - You had a miserable day? I'm the one who had a miserable day! First, Markus, the dolphin, was eaten by sharks...

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Vk316 said:

This joke has nothing to do with fish. Did you edit in all the fish stuff yourself lol

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Willyfish said:

@JavascriptPufferfish

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Now the best ever:

What do you call a fish with no eye?

A Fsh.

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