Setox
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I did get the joke .. but when it comes to fish i no joke sir, it's no funny business for me, only love.Online was the joke... the line... fishing... i hope you got it I worried it was too subtle
What is the best fish joke ever?
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I am a bit burned, but hey.. not barbecued like a fish yet. Atleast not like those I love to eat in the streets of my city.
p.s., love icon still missing. If @Echo ing does not work, I can print_r.
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I am a bit burned, but hey.. not barbecued like a fish yet. Atleast not like those I love to eat in the streets of my city.
p.s., love icon still missing. If @Echo ing does not work, I can print_r.
The love icon should definitely be added here.
Blackhatworld.com should be a little more lovehatworld.com oriented indeed...
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Ok, in courtesy of @blackma from his post in 2009 here. This is a good one.
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A priest hooks a huge fish. Helping him reel it in, a sailor says
"Whoa, look at the size of that fucker!"
"Hey, mind your language!" says the priest.
Embarrassed, the sailor thinks quickly and blurts out, "Sorry father,but
that's what this fish is called - it's a Fucker fish"
Accepting the explanation, the priest forgives the sailor and takes the fish back to church.
"Look at this huge fucker" says the priest, spotting the bishop.
"Language, please! this is God's house," replies the bishop.
"No, no - that's what this fish is called, " says the priest.
"Oh," says the bishop, scratching his chin "I could clean that fucker and we could have it for dinner".
So the bishop takes the fish, cleans it, and brings it to the mother superior.
"Could you cook this fucker for dinner tonight?" he asks her.
"My, what language!" she exclaims, clearly shocked.
"No, sister that's what the fish is called - a fucker, " says the bishop.
Satisfied with the explanation, the Mother Superior says, "wonderful, I'll
cook that fucker tonight, t he Pope is coming for dinner!"
The fish tastes just great and The Pope asks where they got it.
"Well, I caught the fucker!" says the priest.
"And I cleaned the fucker!" says the bishop.
"And I cooked the fucker!" says the Mother Superior.
The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely glaze, leans back on his chair, takes off his cap, puts his feet up on the table, Pours himself a whiskey and says " You know what?, You cunts are alright."
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A priest hooks a huge fish. Helping him reel it in, a sailor says
"Whoa, look at the size of that fucker!"
"Hey, mind your language!" says the priest.
Embarrassed, the sailor thinks quickly and blurts out, "Sorry father,but
that's what this fish is called - it's a Fucker fish"
Accepting the explanation, the priest forgives the sailor and takes the fish back to church.
"Look at this huge fucker" says the priest, spotting the bishop.
"Language, please! this is God's house," replies the bishop.
"No, no - that's what this fish is called, " says the priest.
"Oh," says the bishop, scratching his chin "I could clean that fucker and we could have it for dinner".
So the bishop takes the fish, cleans it, and brings it to the mother superior.
"Could you cook this fucker for dinner tonight?" he asks her.
"My, what language!" she exclaims, clearly shocked.
"No, sister that's what the fish is called - a fucker, " says the bishop.
Satisfied with the explanation, the Mother Superior says, "wonderful, I'll
cook that fucker tonight, t he Pope is coming for dinner!"
The fish tastes just great and The Pope asks where they got it.
"Well, I caught the fucker!" says the priest.
"And I cleaned the fucker!" says the bishop.
"And I cooked the fucker!" says the Mother Superior.
The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely glaze, leans back on his chair, takes off his cap, puts his feet up on the table, Pours himself a whiskey and says " You know what?, You cunts are alright."
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Luca Brazzers sleeps with the fishes
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Can you explain the joke?
ummm.. it's a reference to the Godfather, but dirtied up with "Brazzers" which is I believe porn site or a porn company. The actual guy's name is Luca Brazi
Yeah, I'm a mess
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ummm.. it's a reference to the Godfather, but dirtied up with "Brazzers" which is I believe porn site or a porn company. The actual guy's name is Luca Brazi
Yeah, I'm a mess
You should see a psychologist, dear scorpion
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You should see a psychologist, dear scorpion
Who has the time bro... or the money
You wanna pay me a psychologist, and pay me for the time I'll spend there? Then I'll go sure. Whatever you want masta
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Who has the time bro... or the money
You wanna pay me a psychologist, and pay me for the time I'll spend there? Then I'll go sure. Whatever you want masta
I can psychanalyse you, I am a very healthy individual, you will benefit from it.
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Just generate some jokes with Rytr. Not sure if they are funny...
1) Why do fish swim in schools?
Fish swim in schools to escape the terrible smell of their own kind
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2) What do you call two fish swimming in a lake?
Someone's progeny.
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3) Do you know how much fish you need for ten people?
Every ten people.
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4) The Abominable Bush
"What's the plural for 'fish'? Fish or ichthyuses?"
"I never did understand Latin and I don't care."
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5) A fish doesn't have a soul, so it is reincarnated as a lobster every time.
1) Why do fish swim in schools?
Fish swim in schools to escape the terrible smell of their own kind
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2) What do you call two fish swimming in a lake?
Someone's progeny.
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3) Do you know how much fish you need for ten people?
Every ten people.
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4) The Abominable Bush
"What's the plural for 'fish'? Fish or ichthyuses?"
"I never did understand Latin and I don't care."
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5) A fish doesn't have a soul, so it is reincarnated as a lobster every time.
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Holy shit... If Rytr was my coworker and taking breaks to tell me his jokes, I would quit immediatly... what an horror.
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