Willyfish
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What is the best fish joke ever?
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so unoriginal.
JavascriptPufferfish
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i am looking blowted because some dolphins got the jump on me on my way home. send prayers brothas
xReminisce
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JavascriptPufferfish
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unreleased footage of my mom making me eat my veggies
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HoNeYBiRD
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Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Diner: Waiter, waiter, what’s wrong with this fish?
Waiter: Long time no sea, sir.
Surfing the net is great, unless, of course, you’re a fish.
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Diner: Waiter, waiter, what’s wrong with this fish?
Waiter: Long time no sea, sir.
Surfing the net is great, unless, of course, you’re a fish.
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Dad fish is listening to his daughter fish say her prayers before bedtime.
She says - God bless mommy fish and God bless daddy fish and God bless grandma fish and... goodbye grandpa fish.
He asks her - why did you say that?
I don't know, I just felt like saying it.
The next day, grandpa fish drops dead at the bottom of the sea. Wow, thinks dad fish, that's an odd coincidence.
A month later at bedtime, the daughter fish says - God bless mommy fish and daddy fish. And goodbye grandma fish.
Sure enough, the next day grandma fish pulled the last bubble through the gills.
The dad fish realizes this is more than a coincidence, but he is not sure what to do. He doesn't want to disturb his wife by telling her (Grandma fish and grandpa fish were her parents fishs).
Months go by and one night the fish is listening to his daughter fish saying her prayers at bedtime - God bless mommy fish....she turns her head and looks straight at him - and goodbye daddy fish. What!? are you sure honey? She nods. The fish's heart begins racing. He is so upset, he can't sleep at all that night.
The next day he goes off to work, but locks himself in his office. He takes the phone off the hook, cancels all his meetings and awaits the inevitable.
He stays at work past 5 because he feels secure there. He watches the hours tick by. Finally it is midnight and, with a stuck fish tail, he realizes he has cheated death. He swam home with all his nerves frazzled.
His wife fish is up in the attic of the shell and waiting for him - Where the Sahara were you today??! He replies - Don't shout, I've had an absolutely miserable day.
His wife fish then says - You had a miserable day? I'm the one who had a miserable day! First, Markus, the dolphin, was eaten by sharks...
She says - God bless mommy fish and God bless daddy fish and God bless grandma fish and... goodbye grandpa fish.
He asks her - why did you say that?
I don't know, I just felt like saying it.
The next day, grandpa fish drops dead at the bottom of the sea. Wow, thinks dad fish, that's an odd coincidence.
A month later at bedtime, the daughter fish says - God bless mommy fish and daddy fish. And goodbye grandma fish.
Sure enough, the next day grandma fish pulled the last bubble through the gills.
The dad fish realizes this is more than a coincidence, but he is not sure what to do. He doesn't want to disturb his wife by telling her (Grandma fish and grandpa fish were her parents fishs).
Months go by and one night the fish is listening to his daughter fish saying her prayers at bedtime - God bless mommy fish....she turns her head and looks straight at him - and goodbye daddy fish. What!? are you sure honey? She nods. The fish's heart begins racing. He is so upset, he can't sleep at all that night.
The next day he goes off to work, but locks himself in his office. He takes the phone off the hook, cancels all his meetings and awaits the inevitable.
He stays at work past 5 because he feels secure there. He watches the hours tick by. Finally it is midnight and, with a stuck fish tail, he realizes he has cheated death. He swam home with all his nerves frazzled.
His wife fish is up in the attic of the shell and waiting for him - Where the Sahara were you today??! He replies - Don't shout, I've had an absolutely miserable day.
His wife fish then says - You had a miserable day? I'm the one who had a miserable day! First, Markus, the dolphin, was eaten by sharks...
Vk316
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This joke has nothing to do with fish. Did you edit in all the fish stuff yourself lol
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Yes, everything for our fish, no matter how much I have to work =)
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best fish joke hmmmmm. Being a bengali I can tell u dat the best fish jokes are kept in our me mo ry. How r u doing btw?
GiraffeBurgersAndFries
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Confirmed Willy is a boomer. Sits in a rocking chair by the pond at dusk hoping to catch himself.
I hope you had a great weekend!
I hope you had a great weekend!
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One fish a day keeps the need of meat away.
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